Porsche SUVs are starting to pop up everywhere. New Jersey's Governor proves we don't want to be like them. In addition to fleeing the country with no notice, he also gave raises to government workers and made them retroactive for four years. Ryfun holds forth on why retroactive things from the government are bad for the people.

A UGA professor had to apologize for saying something nice about a Republican.

Ryfun recaps the James Gunn situation in light of the GotG cast's open letter. It is completely correct about Twitter mobs, but it doesn't recognize their side's part in this trash.

More information on the crash on I-95 from the previous night. 2 dead people. A lack of seatbelts was a factor in the injuries. A lesson should be learned: seatbelts at all times for everyone in the vehicle.

The Mission: Impossible movies are good, but they're also good for masculinity. The left takes credit for the economic numbers.

Twitter is poisoning the world. A survey posted asked whether "White People" had a positive or negative effect on America. And you really want to know why he thinks we should consider a national divorce.

Calorie counts in food comes up from a caller. Scott decides to make a secret and personal revelation he's been sitting on for seven months.

Straws.

Straws!!

STRAWS!!!