ScreamQueenz Podiverse

No-frills episode this time However, you're getting what many consider to be "the scariest episode ever" from the entire Golden Age of Radio!

What happens when three carefree gals run afoul of some very unstable hunters? BLACK ROCK!

What happens when your idiot son leaves the door open on the deadly night of the year? THE PURGE!

What happens when Patrick records Part One of his DEADLY VACATIONS special? PARTY IN YOUR EARHOLES!

Vacations gone so wrong that they almost make you forget the time you peed yourself on "It's a Small World"!!! Well...almost.

Additional Music: "Vacation" - Sloppy Seconds, "Holiday Road" - Lindsey Buckingham, "Leavin' on a Jet Plane" - Me First and the Gimme Gimme's

It's PROM SEASON, so this episode is dedicated to that time-honored rit du passage signalling the end of childhood, the last blast before adulthood and very possibly being eaten by zombies!

First up, it a special look at ZOMBIE PROM, a charming Off-Broadway musical from 1996. We're also very fortunate to have a chat with the show's composer, DANA P. ROWE. (He's a super sweet guy, but even he wasn't expecting the little bit of his horror movie history that I unearthed, because I'm a savant like that!)

Since I know at this point you're all itching for less singin' and dancing and more brain munchin', I'm covering an actual zombie prom with actual zombie carnage....DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008)! And to really give it that authentic feel, I invited my actual date from both my junior and senior proms to watch it with me: still kinda willowy after all these years - GEORGEANN STRAKOSCH

And just to complete the horror associated with looking back on his high school night of night....here's our prom picture.

Oh, the horror! The horror!

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Visit DANA P. ROWE's website to learn more about current projects.

Pick up the ZOMBIE PROM Original Cast Recording at Amazon.

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Additional Music: "Shake your Body"  by PAT AND MIKE, "Shadows of the Night" by LAYTON, "Bizarre Love Triangle" by STABBING WESTWARD

"You call THAT a tiara!?! DIE!"

It's my birthday. It's MISTER BRAD's birthday. We had cocktails. We reviewed a movie. It's not pretty.

I mean, the movie's a hoot. WE are not pretty.

And by that I mean, we ARE pretty. Our recording is not pretty.

Actually, it is pretty.

Pretty drunk.

In this week's very special episode, I'll be reading INCIDENT AT BOWLING BALL TREE, an original short story written by Drunken Zombie's BRYAN "Blumpkin King" WOLFORD.

It's a nostalgic little tale about the bygone summer days of youth, filled with baseball games, swimmin' holes, and really, really pissed off wolves.

Really, do I need to say anything else? I thought not.

 

Dandy Darkly tells the tale of "Captain Chad and the Mermaid"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlQFQo2X7SE

 

Special thanks to Peder Bjærum Helland for his original instrumental music for the story.

Check out his YouTube Channel with more of his compositions HERE.

 

Additional Music: "The Werewolf" by Barry Dransfeild

For the first time ever, I have a special guest to help me with THE CRAPSHOOT! It's the super-huggable co-host of the BLOODY GOOD HORROR podcast, CASEY CRISWELL!

He's helping me determine the worth of THE DEVIL'S ROCK - the "Nazis vs. Demons" extravaganza with some controversial box art.

Also, I give you some spoiler-free sneak peeks at the EVIL DEAD remake, and the Ireland's own Killer Klown, STITCHES.

Plus, I survived my high school reunion...and I'll teach you how you can too!

 

Additional music:  "Rock Me Like the Devil"  by CRUCIFIED BARBARA, "Falling to Pieces" by FAITH NO MORE

The Laryngitis Monster has struck again!

Unfortunately that means a short episode.

Fortunately that means I get to share with you a terrifying treat of a Not-So-Old Time Radio show called NIGHTFALL.

NIGHTFALL terrorized the Canadian airwaves from 1980-1983, and the result is a disco-licious chiller of an episode called Angel's Kiss.

It's one hell of a cocktail!

Literally!

On this episode, the NIGHTMARE CLOSET is back with a vengeance...and only super-cuddly KELLEY KOMBRINCK from NOTLP can help me save the world from flying killer pizzas from outer space!

We're watching the alien-hunts-old-coots-and-stupid-teenagers non-classic WITHOUT WARNING.

Will this be as terrifying as I remember? Or will it suck worse than wacky bean humor about the Guapo Indians?

Hey, Kelley and I didn't get a warning. Neither will you.

Download KELLEY KOMBRINCK's original song "Monster Movies With My Friends" here for FREE!

Additional music:

"Fred from Jupiter" by Digette

"Another Irish Drinking Song" by DaVinci's Notebook

OWEN ROBERTSON & I try to discuss the new release DARK SKIES, but keep getting distracted by all the probing!

A Triple Feature of TERROR (and/or possible turds)!