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The HEYYY!-LLOWEEN MOVIE MARATHON continues!

Day 2 brings us 2004's THE HOLLOW, and the Headless Horseman returns for the grave and stalks teens at a Halloween haunted hayride.

NICK CARTER from the BACKSTREET BOYS is in it.

NICK CARTER from the BACKSTREET BOYS doesn't die.

Sigh....at least there's JUDGE REINHOLD for me to fantasize about.

It's the first QUICKISODE of the HALLOWEEN season, and on the menu this evening is a rare delicacy called SHAKMA!

This film has everything: RODDY MCDOWELL and CHRISTOPHER ATKINS versus a drugged-up killer BABOON.

Do you really need to know anything else?!?

To usher in the glorious Halloween season, I've decided to talk about one of my favorite films with one of my frightfully fiendish friends...DANDY DARKLY!

So DeeDee (as I love to call him behind his back, because he'd probably floss me to death for saying it) and I sat down to discuss the 1979 deliriously delicious cult classic, TOURIST TRAP.

Be sure to pack your tube top before you embark on this weekend jaunt full of fun, laughs (mostly mannequins), songs (again, mostly mannequins), skinny dipping, plaster facials, telekinetic treachery and, of course...crackers.

And mannequins. Did I mention mannequins?

Tonight's main feature is an independent movie called ABSENCE. I'm starting to get leads from PR firms for movies to review and folks to interview. This was one of them.

Well, even if it's true that bad publicity is good publicity, they should be thrilled with my review.

Sadly, this week's episode was cut short due to family emergency, so it's not what I intended.

Please keep calm and slap Bradford.

It's that time of year again. That special day has finally popped up on the calender again which can only mean one thing.

It's time for another FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRRR!

It's FRIDAY THE 13th PART 6: JASON LIVES, and if this movie doesn't teach you to stay out of the woods,

then I hope it teaches a VALUABLE FASHION LESSON!

I'm still in an awful tizzy producing my first audiobook, but I still wanted to get an episode out to you on time.

So, it's another trip back in time to the Golden Age of Radio with THE MYSTERIOUS TRAVELER

MAURICE TARPLIN played the title role in this anthology series: a strange person awaiting you in your train car with endless tales of the strange and bizarre.

Tonight's little tale is "The Good Die Young".

It features one of my favorite horror tropes.

Evil little girls.

Enjoy!

The main feature this week is a short but sweet, spoiler-free review for the upcoming release, YOU'RE NEXT.

Since it's not even remotely in release yet, all details will be kept secret. You may listen without fear.

However, you'd better be afraid of the triple CRAPSHOOT helping of direct-to-video awful offal from Great Britain:

HOLLOW, TRUTH OR DIE and STORAGE 24

Seriously, these flicks are worse than Spotted Dick...and I don't mean the pudding.

A spoiler-free mini-review of the upcoming feature YOU'RE NEXT. Plus, three British CRAPSHOOT movies that are even worse than Spotted Dick...and I don't mean the pudding.

It's the Third Anniversary of the show, so I've planned a very special party...a MURDER PARTY!

Listener JULIE suggested I watch MURDER PARTY (2007), so it's time for her to finally face the FIRING SQUAD.

I've brought along two friends. One's nearly brain dead. The other one has a mouth like a Staten Island landfill.

I'll leave it to you to figure out which one is which...

In a last minute moment of inspiration, I manage to get an interview with super-cool actor/musician and star of the movie, STACY ROCK.

Plus, spoiler-free mini reviews of THE CONJURING and V/H/S 2.

Hey, if it's my anniversary, why are YOU getting all the goodies?!?!

Climb on board for the final stop on our DEADLY VACATIONS tour. Three giggling gays bumble their way through a discussion of AGATHA CHRISTIE's classic EVIL UNDER THE SUN, so hold onto your polka dots.

Pour yourselves a "Between the Sheets". Better yet, make it a double, because all is not "Tickety Boo."