ScreamQueenz Podiverse

I'm fighting off the flu and laryngitis, so I've had to scrap my original plan for the show. Instead we're firing up the ol' WayBack Machine to journey once again to the Golden Age of Radio! This time, we're meeting VINCENT PRICE to spend the night at a creepy, nearly abandoned lighthouse. The only problem is, there are some other guests on the way. Thousands of them. And they're hungry.

Really hungry!

This week's classic chiller is called THREE SKELETON KEY and originally aired on the CBS's hit show ESCAPE! on March 17, 1950.

Better stock up on some cheese before you listen to this one!

Also, if you missed me in this year's BIG GAY SING with the NEW YORK CITY GAY MEN'S CHORUS, fear not! Despite my vocal restrictions, I give an account so detailed ans so stirring that you are actually in danger of getting blinded by imaginary sequins!

ALL HAIL THE GAY AGENDA!!!

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It's been a rough week. I'm depressed. I needed to spend some time talking about a silly movie with a dear old friend. Join me and the oh-so-squeezable JAY EMMITT (formerly of the "Obscure 80's Podcast") as we dish the dish about Dracula's disco dance moves in the 1979 comedy LOVE AT FIRST BITE.

But be careful, Jay! I'm going to backdoor you with a FIRING SQUAD for recommending ATTACK THE BLOCK. Did I love it? Or is little Jay going to become a man before your very ears? Either way...you'll have a real good time, goddammit!

I don't care if it's not prom season yet! This episode is all about CARRIE! CARRIE the book! CARRIE the musical! CARRIE the movie! CARRIE the breakfast cereal!

What? There isn't a breakfast cereal yet!?!? (note to self...get on that! Should be pork flavored and turn the milk crimson!)

I'm joined by my longtime friend, the nauseatingly talent OWEN ROBERTSON, who proves he's not actually a figment of my imagination by finally coming on the show to reminisce about the unfortunate young Miss White in all of her many (occasionally ridiculous) incarnations. We also get all serious and shit, pondering why STEPHEN KING's first monster has had such a lasting fascination, especially in the gay community.

If you love CARRIE, you're going to have more fun than giving JOHN TRAVOLTA a big wet talking blowjob in the parking lot! (Well, maybe not that much fun!)

If you don't love CARRIE, then you eat shit!

Happy Valentine’s Day, Screamers! February is also Women in Horror Month. Instead of another rehash of MY BLOODY VALENTINE, we’re going to take a listen to music by female artists about ghostly women who haunt the seashores! Classy, right? Movie wise, we’re putting listener Zombart up against the FIRING SQUAD …

My special guest this week is my new "Coolest Person in the Entire World", the incredibly talented and remarkably woofy HOMER MARRS! He sings, he plays guitar, he writes songs, he does all kinds of comedy, and he smells nice. Mostly he's hear to share some of his song stylings with us and rap about WARLOCK.

First up, THE CRAPSHOOT returns to let us know if we should watch JULIA'S EYES or just spit in them. Sure, it's reuniting producer Guillermo Del Toro, director Guillem Morales and THE ORPHANAGE'S star Belén Rueda...but that would makeit even more fun to kick their over-confident culos"

And then Listener Trae has to face the music for recommending that I watch GRAVE ENCOUNTERS. Did he do a Good Thing?....or did he do a Baaaaad Thing? Either way, I'll probably yell "Fuck you!" at somebody at some point, so you can be assured about that.

And finally, Homer and I chat about WARLOCK, why it was awesome, why it sucked and why it inspired him to right a poignant ballad about its star.

All this and more. God, I could plotz!

It’s a huge milestone here at SCREAMQUEENZ, so I’m celebrating for making an ass out of myself for two hours….again. In this episode, I tell you all about the riot that almost broke out at a screening of THE DEVIL INSIDE. And it wasn’t because Mister Brad did the old …

Happy New Year, Screamerz! This week, I'm sitting down with Chris & Shawn from the 42nd Street Drive-In podcast to dish the dish on the 1972 Spanish classic, TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD!

Even though we don't get into it on the show, this movie actually scared the livin' crud out of me when I saw it on WPIX-Channel 11's CHILLER THEATER when I was a tiny waif. Technically, this should be a beast from the NIGHTMARE CLOSET, but nothing's scarier than Brad's imitation of these undead Templar nasties.

Especially when he does it nekkid. Yoinks!

Plus, BETTE & DERWOOD, everyone's favorite brown-nosers call in with reviews of THE SHRINE and DREAM HOME, and then reveal that they're not the straight-A students they pretend to be. I feel a spanking coming on!

And finally, the GREEN GOBLIN/TIMES SQUARE TAKEOVER gets shredded, AMERICAN HORROR STORY gets schooled, THE WALKING DEAD get reamed and then....a listener is going to get publicly and merciless thrashed on this episode.

Is it YOU???

*ominous thunderclap, howling wolf, maniacal laughter, silent queef*

This week, SCREAMQUEENZ celebrates the holidays the traditional way…with human sacrifice, crazed genetic mutations and potty mouth! The Crapshoot returns to take a peek at what’s inside THE SHRINE. Will I live long enough to regret it tasting forbidden fruit, or will I just regret watching the damn movie? And …

Episode 47:

It's time, Screamerz, for me to try to tackle at least some of the excitement and debauchery that beset the quiet suburb of Sharonville the weekend of November 17.

And what fun would it be to do it alone! I'll be joined by two very special guests: both world famous author ROBERT R. BEST and BRIAN from BIG GAY HORROR FAN will be joining me to try to piece together the gaping booze-induced holes in my memory.

And my underwear.

We'll be dishing the dish on the backwoods slasher DOWN THE ROAD. lighting the fuse on the explosive Argentinian flick COLD SWEAT, and putting on our big boy pants to tackle all the potty humor unleashed in CHILLERAMA!

Make yourself extra comfy, because this is one long mofo of a show.

Episode 46: Happy Thanksgiving, Screamers! In addition to this being the nationwide celebration of genocide, smallpox and syphillis, it’s also anniversary time for Brad and I. So, while we enjoy our stuffing….(pause, pause)… enjoy this trip back to the golden age of radio as gay icon AGNES MOOREHEAD gets something …