ScreamQueenz Podiverse

Episode 45: This week, we finally get to take a look inside the bizarre goings-on at the STEAMPUNK HAUNTED HOUSE and their twisted spin on “Through the Looking Glass”. Find out who did what to get us barred from Bulgarian nightclubs for life! And finally, clutch your pearls with fear …

Episode 44:

A Happy Halloween to all you Screamerz! And to celebrate this momentous holiday, we're taking a look at two of the most notorious New York City haunted house attractions! First, Mister Brad and special guest JENNIFER ELLIOTT join me for a visit to NIGHTMARE: FAIRY TALES. Even The Brothers Grimm weren't this freaky! And what's going on with THE EXPERIMENT being conducted upstairs from the house?? And the, I sit down with SCOTT THE SATYR from the SATYRSPHERE Podcast, and I shock him with the kinky thrills looming in the depths of the BLACKOUT HAUNTED HOUSE, and then talk about some of his favorite haunts.

So, gather up your candy, check your buttplugs for razor blades and enjoy the Haunted House Hysteria!

In this very special inaugural (ie. test) episode of "DRAMAQUEENZ: The Podcast Where THEATER Gets Bent!", I am joined by the very lovely and talented ALENA ACKER! Alena plays my wife Bridget Burke in LiveInTheater's production of THE RYAN CASE 1873. Plus, she stars in and helped create the award-winning comedy web series MOTHER EVE'S SECRET GARDEN!

I am honored and truly delighted that she stopped by ScreamQueenz Headquarters (SQHQ) to discuss Punchdrunk Theater company's SLEEP NO MORE.

Now, I know you loyal Screamerz have already heard Mister Brad and I dish the dirt on SLEEP NO MORE, but Alena brings a certain grace and poise (and sobriety) to the conversation that may have been lacking when we squawked through it several months ago.

Also, I was lucky enough to have Elena to allow me to share with you some of the hilarious music from the show she did at the Midtown International Theater Festival this past summer, MOTHER EVE'S SECRET GARDEN OF SENSUAL SISTERHOOD. Even though the show's closed, the company just recorded a cast album, and I think you'll get a huge kick out it.

"But, Patrick", you say. "Why are you covered a show that's not running anymore?

Very simple.

A) It's still a successful and hilarious web series that you should be checking out.

B) Cuz my pussy told me so. My pussy told me so.

For more information about SLEEP NO MORE, visit www.SleepNoMoreNYC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkjA0OVTTjY

Check out more of ALENA and MOTHER EVE at www.MotherEves.com

Episode 43:

This week, we take a look at the horrors of the "real Amerkka" with Kevin Smith's evangelical nightmare RED STATE and Chris Peckover's twisted tale of patriotism run amok, UNDOCUMENTED. And grab your safety goggles & splatter guards cuz The Crapshoot is back, finding out whether it's worth it to KILL KATIE MALONE. And if this show wasn't already overflowing with content, I give a quickie rave over Pedro Almodovor's erotic slice of weirdness, THE SKIN I LIVE IN.

Plus I have a run in with Santa's lesser known Stinky Gay Panty Crack Elf....Don't ask. It's better you don't know.

Episode 42:

Let's face it. The real estate market is a bitch, so we're going to be take a look at 2 movies that illustrate how nasty this business can be. First off, Mister Brad and I check into the DREAM HOUSE...and dream is the operative word, because good luck staying awake. And then, The Crapshoot sets its sites on FRATERNITY MASSACRE AT HELL ISLAND, or "Gay College Boys Vs. Killer Clown". And finally, I talk about the sheer audacity of the Hong Kong release DREAM HOME and learn some really exciting new uses for SpaceBags!

Episode 41:

Ciao bello, Screamerz! This week, all roads do lead to Rome as we take a look at the 1971 giallo classic BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA! I'm joined by Chris and Shawn from the 42nd Street Drive In...actually, I'm joining them, because due to the recent family tragedy at this end, I'm rebroadcasting an excerpt of their show from earlier this year. But it's a good one, and I think you'll get a kick out of it.

However, I still dish out some brand new CHATTER, address the PORTAL TO HELL in my ceiling and point the finger at a CHICKEN STEALING BITCH. Plus, there's a fresh crop of voicemails from you...what's not to love!

SHUT UP! Don't answer that!!!...Cheeky bitch.

Episode 40:

It's Episode 40, and what better way to celebrate the end of summer than to watch a bunch of stupid-ass college kids get their ass tore up by manhungry sea predators!! Well, that's just what I did when I checked out SHARK NIGHT 3D, and I can't wait to share my thoughts about it with you, old chum!

(Get it? Chum!...I'm hilarious!)

And then, hold on to your hats, because there's a Category 5 CrapStorm heading your way, when Hurricane Irene leaves me homebound with nothing to do but watch scary movies. I've got seven...count 'em, SEVEN!! lightning-fast QUICKIE REVIEWS.

So, get your ass down in the bunker, Miss Thing, because this show is gonna blow your weave right off!

Episode 39:

Take a trip back to the sleazy funkalicious days of the 1970's as we take a look at two vintage chillers from the decade of Pet Rocks, Mood Rings and Speedballs! First, we're off to the funny farm for the British anthology TALES THAT WITNESS MADNESS. You'll think twice before you prune that pesky bush of yours ever again. And then, we're shaking our hoo-ha's with SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS, a movie that defies description. Think ROSEMARY'S BABY with a water balloon fight, and you'll...not even be close. So get on board! The Groovy Train is about to pull out...but just don't get your Free Bird caught in your Gadda-Da-Vida!!

This Week's Quickie Trailers!

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Episode 38:

This week, let's take a trip back to the Golden Age of Radio when THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET unleashes a classic episode of LIGHTS OUT that dares you to spend the night in MURDER CASTLE. I've got a quicky review of BUDDY BOY, a surreal look into the world of paranoid schizophrenia that had me squealing like a baby mongoose. Plus, another quickie with BLACK DEATH: a great movie about the worst trip to the Renaissance Fair...ever. And finally, I turn the show over to you, because I got voicemails coming out my bahinkies, so buckle in, kids. The chauffeur's actually an escaped convict!

Episode 37:

In this episode, I take the advice of Joe from Cincy and sit down for brunch with a horde of FLESH EATING MOTHERS. Will I survive long enough to finish my mimosa? And then, it's off to rural Ireland where ancient magics can bring your loved ones back from the dead, but might also make the life expectancy rate plummet rapidly for the residents of the eerily quaint town of WAKE WOOD.

All this and more await you in this anniversary episode of SCREAMQUEENZ!

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