Mustachio reveals his holiday classics of death metal, then we all shred:

• Annihilation's oil bubble adventure
• Doh! Hard and other Disney merger musings
• 48 Hours reboot 48 years too late
• Kingsmen 3? Kings-meh
• Golden Globes and geriatric all-stars
• and more

We debate the drowsy potency of Nyquil vs.Attack of the Clones vs. Mark Rylance, then talk in our sleep about:

• Jedi Early buzz has critics shaking in their pee puddles
• Tarantino Trek: Girl you'll be a Vulcan soon
• Lady Bird had Lady Wan perched in a weeping willow
• Disaster Artist is frankly just for Franco
• Jurassic World has us dreaming of a world of practical effects
• and so much more

Today we disallow Force sensitive hockey players, then puck up:

• Avengers Infinity War - Vision-Alexa order us a Lay-z-boy. Skip to 41:20 for Avengers-only!
• I Tonya brings equality to trash in 2017
• Hang Dog Halpert and his thriller cheaks
• Jurassic World makes us erupt
• Black Mirror makes you fat
• Snoke and Caesar - all gollum
• and much more

We needed an entire bonus episode for this epic garbage pile! We try our best to sort through the rubbish and apply our own broom and dust pan of justice to:

• whose lip is that anyway
• less plot more bro yeahs
• cyborg or internet man
• mother-in-law boxes
• the bag cereal of comic book movies
• superman sponsored by Haggar khakis
• that fresh death smell
• and so much more

Today we ponder the lost opportunity of Gary Marshall's Thanksgiving then celebrate:

• Death on the Nile and Agatha's lost half-pipe classic
• DC's Water Thor and Flash Point's low point
• Tarantino's Manson is a bingoooo
• Jude's Law-naissance and his Mar-Vellous balding 
• Yesterday's Avengers leaks. Today's peaks!
• Feige films til we are dead
• Jurassic World 3: Home Depot
• and so much more