Screen Queens

We're about halfway into spooky season, and the only thing we've been haunted by is our past mistakes and bill collectors! This week, we let some saucy specters (13 to be exact) cover us in their ectoplasmic goo while, you guessed it, review, recap, and spoil the 2001 heavy supernaturals horror movie, Thirteen Ghosts! This movie stars Tony Shaloub, who you might know as Monk, Embeth Davidtz, who you might know as Miss Honey, Mathew Lillard, who you might know as Shaggy (but really Stu Macher), and Shannon Elizabeth, who you might know as a player of cards in the 2005 World Series of Poker.

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Is that ectoplasm on the corners of your mouth? Nevermind. It's that time of year again, when we do spooky movies for the entirety of October. We are starting this witchy season off with a bang (if you've seen this movie, you understand the reference), and serving you up a ghoulish good time with The Frighteners! This movie was released in theaters in 1996, was directed by Peter Jackson, and that's all you need to know. Enjoy!

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Hey there, we’re back and already regretting it. This week we ruin Alien: Earth episode three with every spoiler we can cram in. The cast of characters are stilll acting like toddlers, Timothy Olyphant's hair is giving Guy Fieri as the lead singer of Crazy Town realness, and the kid genius or whatever the eff his name is has Sid the Sloth written all over his face.

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This week we go full radioactive with a spoiler-packed review of The Toxic Avenger (2025)—the outrageous superhero horror-comedy starring Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Paige, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood. We break down the over-the-top gore, cult-classic Easter eggs, and mutant vigilante action, spilling every glowing detail to see if this sludge-soaked reboot is a toxic triumph or just hazardous waste.

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This week on Screen Queens, we break down episode 2 of Alien: Earth (“Mr. October”), where Sydney Chandler’s Wendy finally reconnects with Alex Lawther’s Hermit, though the reunion feels more unsettling than heartfelt. Essie Davis’s Dame Sylvia schemes from the shadows, Babou Ceesay’s Morrow tests his allegiances, and the Xenomorphs turn a lavish party into a literal bloodbath in a vicious “eat-the-rich” set piece. We spoil it all—the fractured sibling bond, the power plays, and the carnage—because if episode one built tension, this one tears it wide open.

On Screen Queens, we unpack every twist of Honey Don’t! (2025), the pulpy noir where Margaret Qualley’s PI Honey O’Donahue chases secrets through cults and desert dust, Aubrey Plaza keeps everyone guessing as MG Falcone, and Chris Evans dials up the menace as Reverend Drew Devlin. We go full spoiler—breaking down the shocks, the style, and the moments that actually work—so if you haven’t seen it yet, consider this your warning.

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On Screen Queens, we crack open Alien: Earth’s premiere like a facehugger egg and spill every slimy secret inside—Sydney Chandler’s half-human, half-terrifying Wendy, Alex Lawther’s moody Hermit, and Timothy Olyphant as a mentor who’s way too smooth to be fully human. No vague teases here—we’re serving full spoilers, bad jokes, and zero apologies, because if the aliens don’t ruin Earth, we definitely will.

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Howdy, witch! Welcome to Screen Queens, a podcast where we try to talk about movies coherently and ruin the minds of the youth by doing so! Speaking of ruined minds, this week, we discuss the 2025 horror movie, Weapons, and it features the youth of tomorrow eating vegetable soup and Justin Long for three whole seconds. This movie stars Julia Garner as a busybody Betty, Josh Brolin as a construction worker daddy, Benedict Wong as the token gay (hey gwerl hey!), and Amy Madigan as gerl you better werk!

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In Together (2025), Dave Franco and Alison Brie (real-life couple and co-producers) play Tim and Millie, who move to the countryside to reboot their relationship—only to get too close for comfort after Tim drinks cursed cave water and their bodies start… sticking around literally. We unpack this grotesque yet strangely romantic body-horror rom-com that melds supernatural fusions, culty undertones, and codependent chaos.

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On this episode of Screen Queens, we’re tackling two wildly different flicks: Eddington, Ari Aster’s political acid trip starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, Emma Stone, and Austin Butler—and Fantastic Four: First Steps, Marvel’s latest reboot with Pedro (again!), Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, and Julia Garner as a chrome-plated Silver Surfer. It’s cults and chaos vs. cosmic rays and stretchy dads. Come for the cast, stay for the nonsense. We already watched ’em—now you get our unfiltered take.

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