Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson’s Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson’s Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all under one roof.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American economy that involves my wallet, because that specific part has recently become what we in economic circles refer to as “empty.”

I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn’t suck.

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Three extremely short bits not long enough to be their own episodes:

1) Hand Crafted Murdering Knives

2) If the Dukes of Hazzard had Google Maps

3) A Foolproof Method for Finding a Mate

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Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy's in New York City than what he'd grown up consuming as home fries back in Texas.

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Part three of a three part short story.

Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.

You can read the full story here:

https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/

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Part two of a three part short story.

Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.

You can read the full story here:

https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/

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Part one of a three part short story.

Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.

Ricky Tango Jr called me the other day and left me this voicemail. I'm pretty sure he didn't make this story up.