In this episode, Jeff and Steph check out the swamp drama I Know Where The Crawdads Sing. In this episode, we discover whether or not crawdads do sing and, if so, what kind of music do they prefer. Listen in and find out.

In this episode, Jeff and Steph check out the rom-com Falling for Christmas. Is it romantic when your leading lady has severe brain injuries and is manipulated by every man around her? Welcome to 21st Century dating, I guess.

In this episode, Steph and Jeff are sentenced to Spiderhead for crimes against good taste (I mean, Jeff recommended Showgirls...that has to be against the law somewhere). Is this marriage of meet-cute romance and the pharma-prison-industrial complex worth checking out? Or does it need the rewrite treatment? Listen to find out.

In this episode of Script Slayers, we look at the classic erotic thriller, Basic Instinct. In our rewrites, Steph wants more sex and Jeff goes dark(er). Do we improve on the original? Can anything improve on Sharon Stone's interrogation scene? Probably not, but we give it a try.

In this episode, Jeff and Steph check out the mystery/comedy Glass Onion. Is it mysterious? Is it funny? If it were either of these things, would we be rewriting it? Listen in and find out.

In this episode, Jeff and Steph pack their crucifix and garlic and track down Morbius, the Living Vampire. Is this Marvel movie worth checking out? Or does it deserve a stake through it's heart? Do movies have hearts? These - and other questions - will be answered as we sink our fangs (couldn't resist - should have, but couldn't) into Morbius.

In this episode, Steph and Jeff travel to a future Earth, in which the most dangerous things are terrible acting and boring stories. So...yeah, After Earth needs a rewrite. Listen in and find out what we do to fix this Will Smith bomb.

In this episode, Steph and Jeff take a look at the 2012 thriller, Gone. Is it worth watching? Or does it need a Script Slayers make-over? Listen in and find out.

In this episode of Script Slayers, Steph and Jeff visit Jurassic World: Dominion. How do you make a $265 million film about dinosaurs unwatchable? Can we fix it? Listen in and find out.

In this episode, Steph and Jeff board the Bullet Train. Is this action-comedy worth the ticket? Or does it need to be...ummm...derailed?