Banana hammock!

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It's short for Scooter Pie. I hate Scooter Pies.

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To me, you'll always be that geeky kid with the Pat Benatar t-shirt on.

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I'd advise you to bring cab fare to the courthouse, since Dr Turk would be driving your Beemer home to his place.

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Sir, I farted. That smell was from the fart that I made.

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Unless you two have an extremely disturbing relationship, I'm afraid you're full of crap.

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I have magic breasts.

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Sweetie, I'm 74 years old. I'm ready to go.

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I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

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Aww, be nice to Rowdy. The guy we bought him from used to keep him in a box full of old hats.

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Good Night.