Good news for Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder AND Judy Garland fans. Bad news for Paragliders AND New York hot dog salesman.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/keanu-reeves-winona-ryder-married-dracula-wedding-francis-ford-coppola-a8501021.html

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/04/judy-garland-stolen-ruby-red-slippers-recovered-fbi

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/30/bexhill-birdman-paraglider-accused-abusing-beachgoers-claims/

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/08/29/bees-thousands-them-invade-new-york-city-hot-dog-stand/1130894002/

And we'd like to say a huge thank you to Sam Chaplin for making our lovely theme tune. You can follow him @SamChaplin.

This week it's good news for wannabe Ironmen (ironmans?) and brooches. And bad news for U.S. postal service and fashion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wLK0TKqWY

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/jul/18/was-the-queen-sending-coded-messages-to-donald-trump-via-her-brooches-absolutely

https://gizmodo.com/usps-ordered-to-pay-3-5-million-after-putting-artists-1827305357

This week it's good news for an old man in China and International time zones. And bad news for a cheeky butcher and Stan Lee.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/lonely-chinese-pensioners-adoption-mental-health-old-age-family-friends-asia-a8334071.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44010705

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/butcher-spoken-police-chief-over-12460185

https://io9.gizmodo.com/report-stan-lees-stolen-blood-stolen-was-used-to-sign-1825022655

Its Good news for Streisand and Future Robot Overlords

http://variety.com/2018/film/news/barbra-streisand-clone-dogs-samantha-1202711047/

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/08/business/alexa-laugh-amazon-echo.html

Its Bad news for Daphne the Duck and Devonians

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-43457112

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-43363435

Good news for fatbergs and chickens. Bad news for Richard Madley and Flat Earth Society

SOME LINKS!

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/feb/04/fatberg-museum-london-display-pickling-age-waste

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/kfc-chicken-shortage-gmp-999-call-police-time-waste-emergency-fast-food-restaurant-a8233421.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/richard-madeley-oasis-liam-noel-gallagher-brothers-robbed-home-a8212951.html

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/07/flat-earth-society-responded-elon-musk-launched-car-space-7294854/

It's good news for Blackbeard and Baking in space. Bad news for livers and coffee.

SOME LINKS!

https://www.qaronline.org/history/blackbeard

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42663518

https://goop.com/wellness/detox/the-beauty-wellness-detox-guide/

It's good news for beards and slime. And bad news for Ricicles and Nigel Farage.

Disney dads without beards.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/disney-men-without-beards-is-hilarious?utm_term=.kjRJZVAPE#.vvO45P1qN

Beck's music video - Colours (with all the slime )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I1B4n_8Cto

This week it's good news for Greggs and Obscenity. And bad news for the Pope and Kiwis!

It's good news for Joanna Lumley and tattoos. Bad news for Peppa Pig and the sea!

DRUNKS IN THE SKY by Rosie Burnett