Season 3, Episode 1: "D.O.G.E. Unleashes Season 3: $1.4 Billion Back and a $4 Million Eco-Flop Bites the Dust"

Buckle up, patriots—The Daily DOGE Report is back with a vengeance for Season 3, Episode 1, and hosts Caleb and Grace are howling with glee! The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just clawed back $1.4 billion in unused COVID cash, with $2.9 billion more in their sights—proof the swamp’s got more loose change than a hipster’s coffee fund. But that’s just the warm-up: they’re sniffing around Congress’s suspiciously fat wallets, while Elon Musk’s final DOGE hurrah aims for a trillion-dollar deficit knockout by May. Meanwhile, the $4 million EPA museum—visited less than your aunt’s fruitcake stand—gets the axe, alongside USAID’s bloated bureaucracy. From non-citizen Social Security bombshells to a wild waste-spotting game at doge-tracker.com/wtf, this episode’s a red-white-and-blue rollercoaster of fiscal fury and LOLs. Tune in and join the fight—your tax dollars deserve it!