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Timestamps:00:00:40 Story teases

00:04:15 - India and Pakistan are on the brink of war 

00:16:15 - “Hazing on steroids” on Syracuse high school lacrosse team leads DA to threaten kidnapping charges

00:28:20 - Power outage in Spain and Portugal update

00:36:45 - John Elway’s friend and agent died after falling off the golf cart Elway was driving

00:41:15 - Dirty judge reprimanded for inappropriate sexual contact with clerk

00:44:50 - Rampant masturbation takes over Seattle park, angering locals

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