It takes absolutely no time at all for this show to go completely off the rails and end up not only in bathroom talk but also seriously inappropriate discussions of pearls and sand and panties.

Somewhere, somehow we manage to cover both last week's victory over the Montreal Impact and offer the briefest of glimpses of the upcoming match against the Columbus Crew.

Insightful, not so much. Entertaining, for us, certainly. For you, we certainly hope so.