Chris and Kolpy discuss Kolpy's vasectomy, cursing out a microwave and exchange rate mishaps.

Chris, Kolpy and special guest Gabriel Rutledge discuss religious workarounds, first cigarettes and a chimpanzee birthday cake incident.

Chris and Kolpy discuss wet burritos, tandem bicycles, and David Hahn the Radioactive Boy Scout.

Chris, Kolpy and special guest (Chris' middle school teacher) Mr. Harkins discuss conflicts with parents, dictator relationships and the anniversary of cloning Dolly the sheep.

Chris, Kolpy and special guest Duane Goad discuss Groundhog's Day, benefit shows for charity, and Chinese spy pigeons.

Chris and Kolpy discuss a mountain summiting food delivery, the lamest transportation by which to be killed, and the opulence of a four slice toaster.

Chris and Kolpy discuss the Waffle House Index, teaching children to fold, and unexplained weight loss.

Chris, Kolpy and special guest Monica Nevi discuss donating blood, insulting people as part of their name and waking up under the Christmas tree.

Chris, Kolpy and special guest Alyssa Charlston discuss tall people back problems, what they first notice about people and the best sports to play tipsy.

Chris and Kolpy discuss horse consumption, lifted trucks and whether your forehead is part of your face.