Second Place Chasers

Jack might mention Eddie Nketiah a couple of times in this episode. Keith is more concerned with how the rock star Gareth Ainsworth left QPR, and their new manager Marti Cifuentes' ability to point.

Jack and Keith have equally good gameweeks. Jack moves up in both leagues, while Keith only moves up in one. That's because he's (still) top of the other. There's also way too much Championship talk from Jack.

Jack and Keith are joined by Leo to talk about gameweek nine and find out where Wilf Zaha is playing these days.

Jack and Keith look back on gameweek seven and ahead to gameweek eight with different outlooks. One is quite smug, the other is just sad. You can figure out which one is which.

With contrasting gameweek six results, Jack and Keith look forward to double gameweek seven. Keith is happy to not change much, Jack wants to change everything and gets very angry at Chelsea. Keith suggests an alternative to penalties.

Gameweek six. Jack and Keith look forward to scoring more points than they did in gameweek five, when things didn't go so well. Jack talks about bad haircuts on footballers, well, one in particular, and Keith verbally abuses his second eldest nephew. 

Premier League returns after the international break. Jack and Keith try to remember what happened in gw4 and look forward to gw5. There's a very in depth look at the Championship (not really), Keith suggests bringing in Darwin, that's the all new Darwin with the Bielsa firmware update, and Jack gets dissed by Richard Allen.

Jack and Keith look back on a good gw3. Jack decides he's had enough of his team and is on a wildcard. He also has a theory about what Johnny does on his holidays, how to get our next guest, and there's a horny toad in the studio.

Jack returns to the studio, and brings with him, some cider, and a bold prediction for the Premier League title. It appears that Keith has finally brought in Haaland for gw3, but he may not be finished with transfers this week yet. Rumours of an early wildcard abound.

Jack is on the phone again as he and Keith look back at gameweek one, and forward to gameweek two. Is Keith still going without Haaland, or has he seen the light?