Second Place Chasers

Jack and Keith look forward to gameweek 30, and have another guest on the phone, as Surya gives them a detailed account of his experience in the Gary zone, gets Uber Eats, finds some wine in the fridge, rolls dice, and swears a lot.

Jack and Keith return after the international break, admire their gw28 scores, and green arrows. They talk about manager departures, manager arrivals, injuries and illnesses, how we should all have Maddison, should stay away from Fernandes, and there is one very poor pun. Jack outlines his plan for a head to head gameweek win, which might surprise some, but not Keith.

Jack and Keith are once again waiting on two game results to save their gameweek. Jack continues to blame others for his poor choices. Keith refuses to talk about QPR, then talks about QPR, then decides that supporting Spurs would be worse. 

Jack and Keith look back on gameweek 26, where Jack had a low score, but at least he didn't play a wildcard and have a low score, like Keith. They also welcome their first guest onto the pod as they talk on the phone to Lachlan Batalla, direct from his five star luxury holiday Villa, somewhere in Canberra. He talks about Chelsea, laughs at United, talks about Chelsea, laughs at Leicester, talks about Chelsea, laughs at QPR, redesigns the humble hospital bed, and then leaves us for some fine dining.

With two games to go at the time of recording, Jack and Keith's teams are both sitting below the average score, but are hopeful of a turnaround. They also talk about future plans for the upcoming blanks and double gameweeks.

Jack and Keith look ahead to gw24; the calm before the storm of double and blank gameweeks ahead. Jack also has a trivia question, and claims to have a special talent involving pigeons. 

Jack and Keith once again try to predict this weekend's fixtures, mention Gary's Perky Pecker, Casemiro's fascination with Will Hughes' beard, Souttar fitting in at Leicester, future plans, and general nonsense.

Jack and Keith look forward to double gameweek 22 and decide that it's a good idea to have a plan or two, even if both of those are the same plan. Once again, no useful information is contained within this podcast.

With two games still to play in double gameweek twenty, Jack and Keith might just be regretting their choice to triple captain Haaland. Who's idea was that anyway?

Jack and Keith chat about their options for the upcoming double gameweek, predict the scores for each fixture, and mention how rubbish Southampton are they day before they beat Man City in the Carabao Cup. Probably best to take any advice given with a pinch of salt.