Secret Smut Face

Did you say balloon shifters? With balloon dicks? Sign me up (maybe)?

Coming back with a new episode after some minor technical difficulties. We loved Vera Valentine from Unhinged and we sought out more of her work in the two book series of Squeak and Squeal.


📖 Squeak
📖 Squeal

DID SOMEONE SAY D-D-D-DOUBLE FEATURE!?

*applause*

Yes there is balloon sex, yes we were really confused, and yes we were entertained - Maybe you want to hear about that, and maybe you'll even like it!

Content Warnings for these books include allusions to past sexual slavery and abuse. It should also be noted that these books are in the balloon shifter omegaverse, which includes concepts like mate bites, ruts, bondings, heats, and more. 

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In an alternate reality where human-animal shifters have just been revealed, typical politics creates a forced proximity romance like (some to most) others. This episode discusses Smoke by Sarah Jager, a wolf-shifter, bodyguard, and forbidden love romance all mixed into one. This has high potential to deliver but will the smoke fizzle rather than flame?

📖  Smoke

Content Warnings for this book include on-page violence and murder, suicidal ideation, alcohol use, and addiction. Read the full warning by the author for more context. 

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Did you read A Court of Thorns and Roses and ask for better writing but more annoying characters? Your prayers have been answered.

This episode we're discussing A Crown of Ash and Silver by B. C. Fajohn. Admittedly, we liked a good amount of the story in this book but damn the FMC was frustrating.

📖 A Crown of Ash and Silver

Content Warnings for this book include Sexually explicit scenes, sexual harassment, sexism, off screen sexual assault, biting, blood & gore, non-sexual asphyxiation, kidnapping, and death. 

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Have you ever looked at a door knob and thought....what if I put it inside me?

If you have, or this intrigues you, you may be as unhinged as we are.

In Episode 2, L, R, and M, explore Vera Valentine's popular novella Unhinged;

📖 Unhinged

Content Warnings for this book include door knob insertion, voyeurism, allusion to man-on-woman violence (off page), woman killed after luring (off page prior to story starting, non-explicit), covert breaking and entering , secret underwear theft, deliberate food drugging, alcohol use, harassment via text, allusions to an orgy with unprotected sex, gun violence, shooting death, wood putty use, sex toy use, condom use, working with police, talking with police, erotic humiliation, fetishistic enjoyment of commands, lubricant use, female domination, male submission.

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After following too many good reviews to very bad books, we created a podcast for people who want real, honest, and sometimes strange opinions about cheap smut. 

Episode 1 of Secret Smut Face looks at books 1 and 2 of the Hades x Persephone saga by Scarlett St. Clair;
 
📖 A Touch of Darkness
📖 A Game of Fate

Content Warnings for these books include sexual assault, cheating, addiction, death of a spouse, and death of a child. 

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Welcome to the Whored!

Secret Smut Face is hosted by three friends, L, R, and M.

During our show we break down a different book or series from Kindle Unlimited to find the most tantalizing, titillating, and salacious smut available on the market.

As a quick content warning, this show will include cursing, discussions of sex, and very strong personal opinions. We do not promote author shaming and recognize that just because something isn’t for us, doesn’t mean it isn't for you 😘

Which books are gonna force us to reveal our Secret Smut Face?

We'll tell you ours if you tells us yours 🤫

Episodes posted ever other Tuesday, listen wherever you get your podcasts. 

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