Seismic Cinema

Seismic Cinema

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Seismic Cinema episodes

  • The Accountant (2016) Review

    🎬 SEISMIC CINEMA PRESENTS: THE ACCOUNTANT REVIEW 🎬



    🔍 Colin hasn’t seen the film (as usual), but that won’t stop him from having strong opinions.

    🔄 Paul may or may not have watched it backwards—or just the sequel—because why follow the rules?

    📝 And James? He’s back with another epic essay that could double as Ben Affleck’s next tax return.


    Join the gang as they try to piece together the plot, argue over spreadsheets vs sniper rifles, and debate whether accountancy has ever been this action-packed!

    1 hr 39 min
  • Mad Max (1979) Review

    Before Fury Road, there was the raw, gritty original. In this episode, we fire up the engines and dive into George Miller’s 1979 cult classic Mad Max — the film that launched a dystopian saga and introduced the world to a young Mel Gibson as the steely Max Rockatansky.


    Join us as we explore the film’s low-budget brilliance, its bleak vision of near-future chaos, and the high-octane action that redefined genre filmmaking. We’ll talk twisted metal, post-apocalyptic vibes, and why Mad Max still matters over four decades later.


    Whether you’re a Road Warrior veteran or revving up for your first ride through the Outback, this episode is your gateway to the madness.

    1 hr 12 min
  • Top 10 TV Shows (2025 Update)

    Colin and James rank their top ten favourite tv shows (as things stand!)


    Trailer by ​⁠ Game Club Pod


    Let us know your top 10s in the comment section below!

    1 hr 29 min
  • Andor (Season 1) Character Ranking

    First ranking episode in a long time!


    Paul and Colin rank the characters from Andor season 1 to celebrate the launch of season 2 of the hit show.


    Get involved in the comments and give us your character rankings for the show!


    Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):


    https://uppbeat.io/t/hybridas/take-me-there


    License code: QF2BE3MK6JIBAJNF

    1 hr 15 min
  • Alien (1979) Review

    This week on Seismic Cinema, we’re setting coordinates for deep space to dissect the ultimate sci-fi horror classic—Alien!


    Get ready for a chest-bursting discussion as we facehug the film’s nerve-shredding suspense, groundbreaking effects, and Ripley’s out-of-this-world heroics.


    Trailers from Casting Views​⁠ and Mystery Frequency podcast.


    Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

    https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/sweet-but-evil


    1 hr 36 min
  • Rocky IV Review

    Seismic Cinema Presents: A Knockout Review of Rocky IV!


    We’ll be pulling no punches as we break down the film’s epic training sequences, pulse-pounding fights, and the greatest robot butler in cinematic history. Does this movie still hit as hard as it did in 1985? Or does it go down faster than Drago’s opponents?


    Don’t throw in the towel—tune in now!


    Trailers by ​⁠​⁠Casting Views and Whit’s the Script!

    1 hr 21 min
  • Snatch (2000) Review

    In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we lock, stock, and load up for a wild review of Snatch, Guy Ritchie’s cult classic crime caper. From bare-knuckle brawlers to diamond heists and a cast of unforgettable characters, we break down what makes this 2000 film an endlessly rewatchable masterpiece.


    Join us as we discuss Brad Pitt’s near-incomprehensible but brilliant performance as Mickey, the film’s razor-sharp dialogue, and Ritchie’s signature frenetic storytelling. Is Snatch still a knockout after all these years? Or is it just another dodgy deal gone wrong?


    Trailers by Casting Views and Watch if if you can podcast.

    1 hr 38 min
  • Ghostbusters (1984) Review

    There’s something strange in the podcast hood! Who you gonna call! Seismic Cinema!


    Tune in as James and Colin talk about the 80s classic! Does it still hold up? Does Colin like the ghosts? Will we sing?


    Make sure to follow/subscribe to see more movie reviews!

    1 hr 25 min
  • Seismic Soccer

    Somehow Seismic Soccer returned..


    Paul and Gary discuss the ‘Rangers Situation’ - Clement’s sacking, Ferguson’s interim appointment, 3 home losses on the bounce and takeover news.


    They also assess the impact of David Moyes upon his return to Everton and talk all things Champions League.


    Make sure to like, share and subscribe!


    Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

    https://uppbeat.io/t/infraction/melody

    License code: WREDNAULIKVBSMYZ

    1 hr 9 min

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Colin hasn't see it, Paul watched it in the wrong order and James has written an essay on it.