Seismic Cinema

Seismic Cinema

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Seismic Cinema episodes

  • Anchorman (2004) Review

    “Great Odin’s Raven!” This week on Seismic Cinema, we’re diving headfirst into a glass case of emotion as we review the legendary comedy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. It’s kind of a big deal.


    So, grab a burrito, avoid the teleprompter, and prepare your jazz flute.


    Stay classy, listeners, and don’t act like you’re not impressed!

    1 hr 27 min
  • Jumanji (1995) Review

    In this wild and nostalgic episode, join Seismic Cinema as they roll the dice and dive headfirst into the jungle chaos of the 1995 classic Jumanji.


    Will Seismic Cinema be able to finish the game? Tune in at your own risk as you should never start a game you can’t finish!


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    1 hr 23 min
  • The Running Man

    Join James and Colin for a review of ‘The Running Man’ as they break down the action, explore the social commentary, and see if Arnie’s one-liners still hit as hard as the Stalkers chasing him through that deadly arena. Buckle up—because at Seismic Cinema, we’re running full throttle into the dystopian future… that already happened?


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    1 hr 16 min
  • Jurassic Park (1993) Review

    Some podcasters are so preoccupied with whether they could review #JurassicPark, they didn’t stop think whether they should!


    Tune in as Seismic Cinema prove that, like life, our movie discussions always find a way!


    Trailers from ​⁠ ‘Project Football Podcast’ and ‘Game Club Pod’!


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    1 hr 36 min
  • Dredd (2012) Review


    This week, we’re tackling the pulse-pounding, ultra-violent world of Dredd!


    Colin hasn’t seen it, so he’s venturing into Mega-City One completely unarmed. Paul—somehow—watched it in the wrong order, proving once again that time is just a concept. And James? James has gone full Judge, Jury, and Scholar, writing an essay that’s basically a dissertation on dystopian justice.


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    Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg

    1 hr 41 min
  • Seismic Cinema Christmas Message

    We wanted to record a brief Christmas episode to express our thanks to everyone who has supported the podcast this year by guesting, liking, sharing, commenting, following and subscribing!


    We also talk about the Christmas films we have been watching, our highlights of 2024 and our plans for the new year.


    Merry Christmas and a happy new year from everyone at Seismic Cinema!

    19 min
  • The Santa Clause (1994) Review

    Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing!


    At the third attempt we finally manage to review Colin’s favourite Christmas film of all time.


    Does James enjoy the film? Is Scott actually Santa Clause? Shake the magic snow globe to find out more!


    Trailer from ​⁠Chatsunami!


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    Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

    https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/magical-christmas

    License code: ANQKAVMKDVKGI8SM ​ ​⁠


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    1 hr 21 min
  • Jingle all the Way (1996) Review

    Join the Seismic Cinema team as we join the hunt to get a Turbo Man doll in time for Christmas! From busy retail stores to dodgy warehouses to colourful parades - we’ve got it covered!
    If you miss out on this podcast you may have to settle for a Booster toy- and nobody wants that!
    Trailers from  '2 Girls 1 Reusable Cup' and 'Whit's the Script'.
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    1 hr 33 min
  • Violent Night (2022) Review

    In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we explore the themes of Violent Night—redemption, family, and a brutal yet heroic Santa. Colin hasn’t seen it, Paul watched it out of order, and James overanalyzed it with an essay.


    Join us for a chaotic yet insightful dive into this festive, action-packed film!


    Trailers from ​⁠​‘Whit’s the Script’ and ‘Nerdstalgic’ podcasts.


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    1 hr 11 min
  • The Conjuring (2013) Review


    This week on Seismic Cinema, things get spooky as we tackle James Wan’s horror classic, The Conjuring. Colin hasn’t seen it and might not sleep after this, Paul watched it in completely the wrong order (again), and James is ready to school us all with his essay-level analysis.


    From bone-chilling scares to the Perron family’s haunted history, we break it all down—our way. Tune in for horror, humor, and some seismic chaos!


    Trailers from ‘Project Football Podcast’ and ‘Casting Views’. ​⁠


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    Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg

    1 hr 34 min

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Colin hasn't see it, Paul watched it in the wrong order and James has written an essay on it.