Tis the season. No not that one, The Twelve Days of Die Hard, Silly.

This year we feasted upon these holiday treats:

1. Ernest Saves Christmas

2. Detective Knight: Redemtion

3. Violent Night

Merry Christmas Mother Fucker

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Goblins, Ghouls and Ghosts!

There is always time for one more story.

This years mutilated menu conjures up some cult classics and Rob demands that you enjoy them by screaming Yes Chef!

You better thank him.

First up is Ernest Scared Stupid (1991), followed by The Descent (2005), and paired with the final film featured this evening Lord of Illusions (1995).

Be safe out there and guard your spectacles testicles wallet and watch, or at the very least, make sure there's video footage.

Eat your hearts out.

Wherein we learn that our heroes are not...in fact...missing or dead.

They just weren't sharing with you.

We're back with CONGO!

Feast your ear drums.

Next we connect to The Final Terror (1983).

Wherein our heroes re-unretire in formidable fashion.

Roxy Hart stole their hearts in Highlander...so they gave it back after a real connection in the second installment of 2002's The Presidents Man: A Line in the Sand which starred The Chuck Norris.

Next time we follow Thom Barry from his journey as General Gates in Line in the Sand to his role as Samahani in Congo.

You'll be glad that you did.

And if you're not, take it up somewhere else.

Welcome to the show.

Our heroes find themselves at wits end as they discus the 1986 Cannon film Highlander.

You'll be taking sides and shouting along as the plot is thrown out the window and the festival of rage begins.

Eat your hearts out.

Happy Holidays from the 2B1P family!

This years holiday of holidays features the films:

Silent Night

Riders of Justice

Fatman

Are We There Yet?

The Ice Harvest

Watch along, pour yourself a drink, and enjoy the program.

Thank you for listening!

Wherein our Heroes connect Pat Roach from Willow to "THE" Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

Next will be celebrating the 12 Days of Die Hard...BUT after that, we'll be back at it, connecting Sir Sean Connery to the film that there can only be one of: (1986) Highlander.

Welcome to the show.

Wherein our heroes try to explain chaos theory.

SD both joins the podcast and swears it off.

Rob chants insults from a cage.

Zeke twists the knife.

It's all in a months work.

Willow is up for your consideration as the cast continues to march to an out of rhythm beat.

This episode brought to you by Umbilical Chord Jumpers

Wherein our heroes return!

That's right... and you better believe it's just in time for this years Halloween Spooktacular Special!

Rob has picked a delight of fright this year.

It Follows

The VVitch

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Mangler

Night Terrors

Zeke is a bump on a log or a wart on a toads tongue, whichever you would prefer.

This Special was broadcast by the Supreme Dingus.

Eat your hearts out.