Sequelitis with Loose Cannon Comedy

New podcast! Right ahead! Titanic may have been knocked down a peg or two at the all-time box office, but that doesn't mean we can't still milk it for all it's worth, right? Introducing: The Intellectual Property Implement. What is it? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out— but it involves Titanic-themed Happy Meal toys.

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Ack! Ack! Ack! In this episode, the Loose Cannon Writers' Room takes aim at remaking Tim Burton's weirdly violent 1996 alien invasion spoof, "Mars Attacks!" Things take a particularly explicit turn when said remake is directed by the Hellbilly himself, Rob Zombie. Seriously, this one gets sleazy. But don't worry... you still have two out of three branches of the government working for you... and that ain't bad!

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The time has come, shit stains! Your boys go toe-to-toe with Robert Rodriguez’s 1998 teen sci-fi/horror flick “The Faculty” starring Frodo Baggins and a bunch of other non-hobbits!

A quick recap of the movie and a discussion of mystery Twitter account @KnowYourFaculty precede an insane crossover between “The Faculty” and '80s teen classic “The Breakfast Club,” because where else should a high school movie take us?

This episode is guaranteed to jack you up!

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Grab your lemon juice— we’re going treasure hunting! In this episode, the Loose Cannons take the National Treasure franchise to cryptic new depths (i.e. freakin’ Atlantis). Joined by Alex Grant and Elliott Conway of StudioME, we map out a grand new adventure for Benjamin Franklin Gates and his team, keeping in mind the one universal truth: someone’s got to go to prison.

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Fire up your parents’ Netflix account and strap on your blindfold... we’re taking the Bird Box challenge! In this episode, the Loose Cannons are joined by comedian Anne Casper as they sequelize the massively successful Netflix movie Bird Box. I’m not saying we do Bird Box in space… but we do Bird Box in space. Plus we go full-Netflix and Bandersnatch the shit out of it! I assure you, this sequel will spark joy.

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No bright lights... don't get it wet... and whatever you do, don't listen to this episode after midnight! It's our Gremlins holiday special! In this episode, the Sequelitis team ships Gizmo and his dreaded Mogwai offspring overseas and into battle. That's right— the Gremlins are going to war. But, like... a really goofy and cartoonish war.

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Expelliarmus! Leviosa! Sequelitis! In this episode, the Sequelitis team ventures into sacred territory and creates their own Harry Potter sequel. Things get heated after (I kid you not) The Muppets get involved and, to be honest, it doesn't end well. So put on your Sorting Hat and listen as five grown men butcher the Harry Potter mythos!

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Now that you're home from going home for Thanksgiving, think about the idea of home as we talk about the ultimate movie about going home. In this episode, the Sequelitis Writers' Room creates a prequel to Zach Braff's 2004 millennial mope-fest, Garden State. Pop some Lithium and tune in— this podcast will change your life in four days or less!

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The toys are back in town... and, this time, there's blood on their hands! In this episode, the Sequelitis Writers' Room creates a sequel to the 1995 animated masterpiece Toy Story— except this sequel is a gritty, violent murder mystery starring Detective Hamm and Lieutenant Rex, two rugged gumshoes hot on the heels of a vicious babysitter killer. Can they crack the case before Bonnie's parents get home? Tune in to find out!

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Sequelitis is back— now in beautiful high definition, Dolby Digital AUDIO! That’s right, folks. Sequelitis is a podcast now! Have you heard of these podcast things?

In this special Halloween debut, the guys decide to celebrate the 50th anniversary of revered zombie flick “Night of the Living Dead,” the late, great George Romero’s horrifying masterpiece.

Homage quickly turns to insanity as the Plot Device challenges the guys to pitch a friendly all-ages sequel to the movie about dead bodies eating living bodies. From daycare to middle school, Baby Shark to Spy Kids, a weird teen movie is born from the ashes of Zombieland and The Faculty (did we mention The Faculty?). The Faculty might be mentioned.

Strap in for this one. As always, it gets weird.

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