SequelMen - The Podcast

If everyone listened to this episode, the world would be a better place to live.  It’s been a long time coming, but we've finally reached the cinematic masterpiece from the enigmatic and incomparable mind of Tommy Wiseau.  Check your calendar (we really mean this), grab your tux, and join us for a little formal football toss-up as we admire this legendary cult-classic, The Room.

Year 3 at Hogwarts is upon us and predictably, Harry is in grave danger and shouldn’t return to Hogwarts/must be cautious because a killer wants him dead - stop us if you’ve heard this one before.  But in a turn of time, it’s a family affair when Harry finally meets his Godfather and discovers the truth behind who betrayed the Potters that fateful night, 12 years ago (Ron’s weirdo rat is missing a toe, isn't he...).  We solemnly swear that we are up to no good as we Expecto (Patronum) the worst and hope for the best in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!

"Enemies of the heir, grow hair"…or something like that.  It's sophomore year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and we are back with the now puberty-stricken trio of Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they spend the term trying to unravel the true purpose of the Chamber of Secrets and the mystery surrounding the a deadly diary and it's enigmatic owner, Tom Riddle.  Take a swig of Polyjuice potion and join us as we dive into the snake pit in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Alas, earwax!  And alas, The Boy Who Lived is coming to your ears from our voices.  Magic works in mysterious ways and the life of an otherwise forgotten boy, living with his horrible aunt and uncle, is about to learn just how strange and mysterious things can get during his first year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.  Follow the journey from where it all began at Number 4 Privet Drive as we roll in Season 3 with a big one and join us as we unravel the secret of the titular Stone and the vile ambitions of He Who Must Not Be Named in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s (Philosopher’s) Stone!

At long last, we finish the Bat:  Riddle me this, riddle me that, now it’s time to finally wrap.  Spanning over a few months and 3 different Bruce Waynes, we are talking 90’s Batman!

More style, less substance, and a never-ending parade of puns.  In this week's film, George Clooney takes his one and only turn at the Caped Crusader and if he had phoned in his performance any more than he did, he would have been mistaken as a telemarketer.  When Mr. Freeze emerges as the new villain in town, Poison Ivy grows onto the scene and honestly?  We were rooting for them.  Put on your butt-molded suits, ice skates, gorilla costumes, and rubber lips because we're crashing the infamous, yet often hilarious, Batman & Robin!

After a long hibernation, the Bat is back… and he looks like a completely different person!  And the city looks different... and the time is different... and pretty much everything is different, weird, and colorful.  But hey, Alfred is the same so we’re counting this canon!  Follow the Caped Crusader himself as he takes on the most sinister set of goofballs Gotham has ever seen!  Jim Carrey as Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones as Joker Two Face are introduced and "Bat Lips" takes on an orphan partner to help him in the fight.  Join us as we talk bat love, bat butts, and bat…stuff because we are Batman Forever!

At long last, the holiday grace period has come to a close and so has the Home Alone franchise (yes, we know there are others).  In this episode, we determine the Home Alone FIN Score and discuss all of our favorite moments, traps, lines, and mishaps.  Did we mean to rhyme all that?  Of course we did - and speaking of, we also have a brand new SequelMen Recap Rap for your listening pleasure.  Don't forget, we are returning to our regularly scheduled Batman in the 90's so there will be no new announcement this week.  Gather 'round your Christmas trees (if they're still up) and join us as we send the McCallister's on their next vacation in this Home Alone Wrap Party!

*Art featured in episode cover originally created by Jim Titus

We did it again!!  That’s right - we're thirsty for more and Kevin McCallister is in full form.  Whether he is hunting the newly escaped and self-proclaimed "sticky" bandits or just trying to survive the holidays alone in the Big Apple, we’ll get to the bottom of it.  Whether we're discussing cheapskates, booby trap shenanigans, or comforting childhood memories, join us as we close out the holiday season and bring in the new year with 1992's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!

We made our family disappear!  That’s right - we are living our best life here on our own because our family forgot to remember us on the eve of our Christmas vacation.  Join us as we eat junk food, learn responsibility, tackle misconceptions about threatening neighbors, and set deadly traps to take down some "wet" bandits in John Hughes' holiday classic, Home Alone!