Episode 37

Topics include:

–OMG! Click Here To See Justin Getting Sued! You Won’t Believe What Happens Next! 

–We are the loving saboteurs

–Travel

–Solidarity for Ferguson, MO

–Carlton Mellick III‘s Apeshit

–Friends vs Acquaintances in the Feelings Contest  (The Ladder Match)

***Bill called it! Like the good little hobbit that he is, Dylan already went on his trek to Colorado and was there and back again before this episode was released. But fear not! If you’re dying to let him sleep on your floor, make him coffee, or just hang out- find him and let him know. He frequently has adventures that take him to unexpected places and is always looking for someone to show him a good bookstore, coffee shop, or brewery wherever he lands.

Also, many thanks to the ever-rad Jeff Helgerson who was incredibly accommodating and made Dylan and Kelsey’s time in Denver awesome. (Thanks Jeff!)***

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When Dylan was in Chicago, he saw this and this.

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Episode 35 [featuring the Delusional Loners]

**Hey, friends. This episode is a part two of sorts- last week, the Delusional Loners had us on their podcast. Some of the things we talk about on that episode made their way over to this one. While this episode should stand alone, you might have a little more context if you listen to the Delusional Loners: Episode 85. Click here to check that out.

Topics include:

–Art

–Interpretation

–Satire

–Comedy

–Racism

–Would you like Justin if he burnt your house down?

Huge thanks to the Delusional Loners for talking with us.

Click here to find their podcast, here to find their twitter, and here to find their facebook.

Do you remember that time Justin was a robot? Click here to listen to the episode that was referenced.

Do you remember that time we had a creepy alien tree bribing us? Click here to listen to that episode.

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Episode 35 [featuring Kalyn Kratzer]

Topics include:

–Christianity

–Evolution

–Adaptation

–Parental love

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Click here to listen to Kalyn’s husband’s first Serving Ice episode.

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Episode 34 [featuring Kalyn Kratzer]

Topics include:

--Makeup

--Societal expectations

--Insecurities

--Baldness

--Charm

--Gender roles

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Episode 32

Topics include:

--Illicit corn dog sales

--Bullwinkle and Bulldozer

--(Don't talk to) Cops

--The timeline of corruption

--Bullying

--How doors work

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Click here to listen to THE ACTUAL AUDIO of The Dead Kennedy's performance demonstration at The 1980 Bay Area Music Awards.

Click here to read an article about the media survey Dylan mentions.

What is Fike Club? Click here to hear us talk about it.

The Young Turks are the best. Click here to see for yourself.

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Episode 32

Topics include:

--Censorship

--Art

--[Name redacted] and [Name redacted]

--Media responsibilities

--Satan

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--Among many other things, Jello Biafra was the outspoken singer of the Dead Kennedys Click here to read bits from Jello's biography from his label's website. The events surrounding the raiding of his house are outlined under the 1986 entries.

Correction- Dylan was wrong about the record the H.R. Geiger poster was in. It wasn't Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, it was Frankenchrist.

The alternate title of the Geiger piece is "Work 219: Landscape XX," which is the mildly unsuspecting name that Dylan was thinking of. We wouldn't be able to link you to it if Tipper Gore had her way, but fortunately the artists that endured lengthy legal battles against censorship won (kind of), so click here to read the Wikipedia page for "Penis Landscape" or Work 219: Landscape XX."

--Click the following links to watch Jello Biafra on Oprah in 1986.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

--Click here to read about Tipper Gore's crusade against "porn rock."

--Click here to for the PMRC Wikipedia page.

--Click here to see H.R. Geiger's concept art for the Alien franchise.

Then click here to check out Geiger's website.

--Click here to watch Dee Snider's PRMC senate hearing. As Bill said, it is great.

--Bill was right! In 2002, there was a guy who planted 18 bombs in 5 states to make a smiley face. It appears as though the bombs were real and he assumed people would be injured when they detonated. What a jerk. Click here to read a forum discussion about the story.

--Click here to see a YouTube mix of the comedian Bill mentioned, Paul Mooney

--Did you miss Episode 14 when Dylan talks about human life transforming into a currency? It's a fun episode, but it gets heavy at times. Click here to revisit Episode 14: "Serving Ice and the Jar of Memories."

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Episode 31

Topics include:

--The introduction of a new SI segment, "Bring Bring, Motherfuckers"

--Rides for an American themed amusement park

--Conspiracy theories

--Legends of dead presidents

--What inanimate object do you feel sorry for?

--A black cat popped Dylan's tire

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Starting in 1968, activist / educator, Jane Elliott did a series of social experiments to explore the evils of racism. Click here to watch footage from her third experiment, where she turns children against each other based on their eye color.

Years later, she headed a similar experiment using adults. Click here to watch that. It's really intense and yes, it's fifty minutes long, but if you set aside that time to watch Jane Elliott at work, you'll be a better human being by the end.

Do you want to get more information on the legend of George Washington? Click here for the Cracked article Justin talked about.

Did you miss Episode 13, where we talk about robots and briefly discuss the thoughts of inanimate objects? It's one of our favorite SI episodes ever. Click here to listen to Episode 13: "O, Cursor! Where Do We Go When We Get Deleted?"

What kind soul would sit across from Dylan at a restaurant and listen to his babblings about lovesick ceiling fans? Meet Kevin Seibert. Click here to creep Kevin's twitter and click here to listen to The Portable Power Podcast, of which Kevin is one-third of.

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Episode 30

Topics include:

-Justin makes new friends over lunch

-SI's favorite fictional characters

-Justin birded

-Stackin' dogs

-Our history is fiction (but you can change it)

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Click here to read about cocksuckers.org redirecting to the NSA's websitecocksuckers.org redirecting to (as of this writing, it redirects to the Koch brothers' website- which is just as awesome).

Click here to read the Cracked article Bill mentions about unbelievable historical facts left out of movies.

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Episode 29 with special guest, Tabitha.

Topics include:

--Tabitha punching a judge (seriously- how cool is that?!)

--Dylan getting accosted in a mall, then demanding a more proper beating

--A young Bill making a kid send him to the hospital

--Tabitha hitting a guy with a big, black rubber wiener

--Justin getting yelled at for wetting a coworker's pants

--Would you be a right turtle or a left turtle?

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In Episode 28, Bill, Justin, and Dylan each share a story where they get into a jam, make a mess, or encounter a disaster.

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