Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth at the lunch table and screaming at your coworker's dog is just what happens when you finally stop pretending. We realize putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer is a crime against humanity and throwing down a five dollar bill for Little Caesars pizza is the ultimate flex. Stop acting like you don’t sneak 8 leftover donuts from your car after a first date and blast divorced dad rock otw home

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TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS

0:00 - Intro
3:24 - Fruit punch is the worst flavor
8:08 - Air hockeying nuts into a kid's mouth
9:35 - Putting Pop-Tarts in the freezer
13:11 - Done pretending about hockey games
20:41 - Fast food limited time items
32:33 - Seth Rogen is not a good actor
33:14 - The zig zag hair part
39:20 - Asking how is everything
45:02 - Pretending to care about your dog
52:30 - Quitting your eighth grade math job
57:28 - Glazing divorced dad rock
59:44 - Apple watch rings and running stats
1:08:05 - Ozempic weight loss shortcuts
1:12:10 - Little Caesars is the best pizza

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