Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap😘 

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TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS

0:00 - Intro
1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon
2:53 - What is your hear me out
6:41 - The jelly donut agenda
8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food
11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room
12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail
16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed
20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J
31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice
43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy
46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets
54:53 - Local news weather girls
59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados
1:03:53 - Stale chips are better than fresh

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TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS

0:00 - Intro
3:10 - What's ur last meal on Earth
6:45 - The Crumbl cookie delivery scam
9:15 - Using lactose intolerance as a weapon of war
14:30 - McDonald's sausage biscuits with grape jelly
20:15 - Cookie cake lasagna and the butt of the bread
26:40 - Girls complaining about tomato texture
31:20 - Dying from frozen cookie dough in the garage
38:50 - Choking on three cinnamon donut holes
46:10 - Six Flags fits and King's Island hype
51:30 - Taking a girl in heels to Benihana
55:45 - Putting a Kraft single on a sloppy joe
1:01:20 - Drinking Chef Boyardee ravioli from the can
1:04:15 - Proposals in the woods are completely staged

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