Joel's still shit at podding, we wonder if we are pro or anti Tay Tay (not that she gives a shit, but if she does please do call in). Should she dump Kelso (sic). Do you want a toilet paper shredder installed in your bathroom and should this be a place of spite? Responsible footballers....... or not. And we finish with very boring cars. 

Once again I fail at podbean and admit it's becoming a "thing". We meet lucas and discuss the monarchy and religion. I explain that I am my brain, god doesn't exist in me and that I would probably be Italian if I grew up in Santos house. 

I'm not a control freak, I played football where rabbits were introduced, Santo has lots of hats. My internet causes a drama and Santo forgets about last weeks conversation about Tay Tay. My head is neolithic and someone calls in sick while very well dressed. Should we follow curling or La crosse.

These are just some of the things you'll learn about on Settle down, it's just society

The usual finger pointing at the podcast provider, then the usual admission that its me thats shit. Joel hassles a potato farmer from Devon, we feel like children and we promise once again to work "it" out. 

Santo is full of pizzaz and ready to be severe, while my lack of editing skills shine through and I don't understand podding. I try and blame this on being tired. We discuss things you should and shouldn't put in your arse while Santo deals with a bad parker.

Santo goes to the emergency room for gout, I find myself among my co workers after a concert drunk and we discuss Santos questionable views on inclusivity at sporting events.

Santo has rheumatoid arthritis, my new dog poos more than I expected and Alicia Molik is still quite attractive.