Now stay with me.. Imagine a world where amber alerts are incentivized in an app that pays you to find the kids. Why are there rewards for pets but not for amber alerts? I'm starting an app. I have been watching Jersey Shore and cinematically there is nothing short of greatness as a viewer. I'll tell you why. But the first house of dragons? What the incest is going on? Boston scientists are creating a super covid strain in the lab that’s killing 80% of mice that catch it. Cool.

In this special goth episode I am introduced to the world of being goth. Well respected Goth in the goth community Mila Hugo expands my world and checks off my bucket list dream of being Goth. Mila Hugo is a very funny female goth comedian living her best life in New Braunfels, Texas. With a particular set of skills she left Canada to seek more comedy opportunities in the states. We learn more about Mila Hugo and her love for being goth and what it means for the culture. Enjoy!

In this episode, we talk about something near and dear to my heart which is fishing! There was a fishing tournament where a couple of dudes cheated and got caught in the wildest way. Let's dive into it. The lord of the rings TV show Rings of Power is getting some bad reviews. Why do you think?! LEAVE IT ALONE! Also, the walking dead is starting a thousand more shows rather than just fixing the one they got. Enjoy.

In this episode, I sit down with comedian Niko Jordan to talk about life and its struggles. Or lack of struggles. Why is Niko becoming a grumpy old man? Should he disappear and just live his life naked and afraid style. We talk about the guilt Niko feels struggling to be a good dog parent to his new pup as well as conversations about relationships when you are on the grind. We are lucky to have Niko on the podcast now that he has become rich and famous off of his newfound Instagram fame.

In this episode, me and fellow comedian Chris Tan dive down the rabbit hole of life. Why do immigrant parents who spent their whole life living a crazy life decide they want their children to go the safe route? What did Chris learn from his time backpacking alone? The struggles of pursuing a creative career and the different challenges you go through. Enjoy!

In today's special themed Harry Potter episode we have none other than the real-life Draco Malfoy aka Joe McNamara an Austin-based comedian. We talk about how a girl wanted to sleep with him only because he was dressed as Draco Malfoy in college. We go head to head with some harry potter puns. We swap stories of bombing on stage for the first time. What it is like coming up in a comedy scene like Austin, Texas. Why this is the best time to be a comedian in history. We go down the rabbit hole of marijuana and its connection to anxiety and panic attacks. Why appropriation is actually a good thing. Where are the best BBQ spots in Texas? Evan respects the otherkin community and wants peace. Breaking down the importance of a good morning routine to avoid overstimulation and anxiety. Enjoy! 

Matty Stu is a hilarious comedian based in Austin Texas. A Navy Veteran Matty has a unique perspective and view on life. We discuss his military experience as well as his undying love for the people of Japan. We dive into how there is a double standard of beauty expectations when it comes to men and the penis. Why is Will Smith not a star anymore? Would life as a Mormon in the little house on the prairie be easier? We discuss going undercover with Scientology and Evan's jaded past with Scientology. Tom Cruise gives off proud dad vibes and John Travolta will have the best charcuterie board after forcing you to give him a massage. Enjoy! Check out Matty Stu's hilarious podcast with fellow comedian Niko Jordan "The Captain's Dogs" 

In this episode, we break down the reality of where the next generation is going with their identities as a high school student who identifies as a cat and is allowed to be a feline friend in class. The big question is.. Where does the litter box go? A hooters waitress has her own way of dealing with rude customers that really spice things up for everyone involved. Find out in this episode of seven minutes in Evan. Enjoy!

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Ladies & Gentlemen, today's guest has the posture of a king cobra mixed with a Llama. With rugged good looks, you could see him chopping wood in the forest or fly fishing on the cover of a field and stream magazine. He is the creator of Foundation Training. He has helped more lower backs than Brazilian butt lifts. We are blessed to have Dr. Eric Goodman on the podcast today. Learn more about foundation training by visiting https://www.foundationtraining.com/

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In this episode, we get into it. The baby rattlesnake era where you don't know your limit with alcohol and climb seven elevens at noon and threaten your history teachers with felonies. We used to party with the grim reaper. Why is it important to go through the baby rattlesnake era? Why is twilight such a bad movie but would be a great show? Where did fantastic beasts the movie franchise go wrong?