I know, Velcro is a brand name, but really we're talking about hook and loop fasteners. Are we running out of things to examine? HELL NO! Okay, maybe. Anyway, Hats or Velcro? Tweet at us @wolfouttv!

We decided to declare independence from recording for a week so that we can properly celebrate Fin's birthday. So in honor of Nate and Johnny's new show on WolfoutTV called Guest Host, we've decided to air an episode of Nate's old show which, in this episode, is being guest hosted by some real characters. One of whom (Dr. Karl Soddentrauser) was actually the first guest on Guest Host! Just...Wow..

It's water week as we figure out which wins - the earth nurturing rivers or chlorine and band-aid filled pools. It's gonna be close.

Johnny's just like Jack Kerouac in that he's on the road, so Fin and I are proud to present Which One's Worst II - Redemption Night. This time - it's personal. Plus, Johnny checks in from the road to tell us a few of his favorite road trip things.

I know what you're thinking: I have a delicious smoothie for breakfast, another for lunch, and a sensible dinner! Is that how it goes? Slimfast I think? I tried to google it but it was really hard to find, dudes!

Also, why not "smoothy"? Or is it? Sound off in the reviews.

What a wet episode we have for you. You might want to listen to this one near a restroom! Doesn't it seem like your bedroom would be your restroom? Anyway, what else is in the news...You guys hear about this cold brew stuff?

That's right! It's time to really kick the loser winners to the curb as we pick which one's best from epidodes 21-29 (really 28).

Fin's out with a bum tooth, so in honor of tooth pain, Nate and Johnny have a chat about some of the worst things in the world. It's a real bitch sesh.

This episode is like SO random! I mean we talk about everything from big boat proms to porch peep shows and much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more!

Look, I know what you're thinking - I love you, Nate Johnny and Fin! No, but seriously, are you guys thinking that now? I bet you are. Haha, got you good.

Any way welcome to our Mothers Day Spectacular. Listen to the end, there's a beautiful musical moment.