What was the most embarrassing t-shirt you've ever worn?

What Disney princess would you most like to have in your Survivor alliance?

Would you rather always have your car smell strongly of jerky, have lint all over your clothes all the time, or constantly have very muddy shoes?

1. What is the worst candy in Candyland? 2. Who would win in a straight up monster brawl? 3. What is the best lighting for an intervention?

What's your favorite tooth?

BESIDES BANANAS, if you had to pretend one food item was a telephone, what would you pick?

What's the best firework?

What is a type of content the algorithm thinks you like but you do not?

What is a sport or game that isn't a rec sport but should be?

Why isn't there a third question?

Come to Gamma Ray Bar, Monday July 21 at 7:00 for a live taping of The Last Show On Earth! And Several Questions!

Love,

Dad

What is the worst pie?

What was your best secret handshake?

What's you favorite piece of obsolete technology?

Ask your smart pals these dumb questions!

What is your favorite thing to slide on?

When was the last time you were in a bouncy house?

On a scale of Pollack to Rockwell, how good are you at Pictionary?

What is the last thing you had repaired?

What animal has the biggest swing of cuteness from baby to adult?

What is the job furthest away from the job you have that you think you could convince your seat mate on a 3 hour flight that you have?

If you had to open a very specific food cart that only served fruit salads, what punny name would you give it?

What animal that is too small to ride would you most like to shrink yourself down to ride?

When is the first time you remember feeling humiliated?

Could you win a state-wide 2nd Grade art competition without being caught?

If you had to make a softer spin-off show to "The Floor is Lava", what non hazardous but unpleasant substance would you make the floor?

If you could add one more ingredient to the classic s'more, what, if anything, would you add?

On a scale of 1 to 1000, how surprised would you be if you found out bigfoot was real?

If you flipped a spatula into the air and caught it, how many times could you flip it?