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This episode covers Chapter 104: The Serpent Queen's Gambit by Danielle Iman; directed by Antonio Negret

Riverdale bears its soul as all pretense of narrative is relegated to B-plots, and the main course is just moment after moment of madness. There's no way they have a Tuna warehouse, this is our limit.

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This episode covers Chapter 103: The Town by Brian E. Paterson; directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Riverdale is threatened by the most fiendish villain yet: a guy who says everything your neighbors say on Facebook but with a fancy accent. Also he can control minds.

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This episode covers Chapter 102: Death at a Funeral by Ted Sullivan; directed by Tara Dafoe

Riverdale continues to hold its Rivervale tinge as our superpowered trio learn more about themselves and Abigail begins her 21st century life. Veronica has a plot too but it isn't magical, just mob stuff and feelings.

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This episode covers Chapter 101: Unbelievable; written and directed by James DeWille

Season 6 begins for the second time, right where we left off twice before! Everything that's new is new again as Cheryl rediscovers her sorcery, and everyone pools together to get rid of Hiram for once and for all, for the second time this week!

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This episode covers Chapter 100: The Jughead Paradox by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa

What if Rivervale mattered even less than we thought? But also; far, far more than we thought? What if there was a dump truck of easter eggs and tributes, but it still wasn't enough? What if Imagination was a real, tangible thing and Riverdale became Sesame Street?

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This episode covers Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s) by Arabella Anderson; directed by James DeWille

Cheryl is so self-centered even a story about her ancestors was about her all along. And with her as the A and B plots, the Sabrina appearance this whole miniseries was sold on is less than a C plot. Still, Nana Rose supremacy.

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This episode covers Chapter 98: Mr. Cypher by Greg Murray; directed by Jeff Woolnough

Plenty of evil has come through town, but now it's Old Scratch himself. The Adversary, The Prince of Darkness, The Accuser, now known as the guy who got his ass kicked by Pop Tate. (Also Reggie dies in this one)

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This episode covers Chapter 97: Ghost Stories by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Gabriel Correa

Rivervale continues into its second week, and the once-unified story has split into unrelated tracks. We got good ghosts, bad ghosts, hot ghosts, and sad ghosts. Busting makes Reggie feel good.

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This episode covers Chapter 96: Welcome to Rivervale by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa

Season 6 picks up exactly where season 5 didn't leave off. It's a whole different town! We learn about these new versions of familiar faces as Cheryl makes their dreams come true, and Archie doesn't live to see the end credits.

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This episode covers Chapter 95: RIVERDALE: RIP(?)by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Greg Murray; directed by Gabriel Correa

It's the last episode of season 5 and we wont be back for a whole... month. But it certainly is an ending, except for all the parts that feel like a beginning. Just like the town of Riverdale is whole again, except for all the chunks they blew out of it.