SEX ARCHIE

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This episode covers Chapter 86: The Pincushion Man by Chrissy Maroon, directed by Gabriel Correa

A midseason finale can only mean one thing: Maximum madness at maximum speed. Betty stabs her ex in a party game. Archie gives a school tour with a body count. Jughead sees the face of god within a burger.

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This episode covers Chapter 85: Destroyer by Ace Hasan; directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Betty drives forward with a stiff offense. Kevin is scrambling. Jughead, for now, avoids getting blitzed. Did we mention this one's all about football?

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This episode covers Chapter 84: Lock and Key by Arabella Anderson; directed by Rachel Talalay

Step right up for the HOTTEST and SADDEST boys you've ever seen! Every relationship is tested in a swingers' party where everyone pairs up with someone they've been with before. And yes, there continues to be aliens.

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This episode covers Chapter 83: Fire in the Sky by Ted Sullivan; directed by Gabriel Corrrea

Toni and Cheryl fight over how to raise their kids. Archie founds a fire department, rescues a guy, and stops his friend from doing a murder. Betty IDs two murder victims and lays out a full investigation. Jughead disinters an alien corpse. Veronica creates her own shadow economy until it busts. And it's a Katy Keene crossover. You think this one might be overstuffed?

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This episode covers Chapter 82: Back to School by Ariana Jackson, directed by Gabriel Correa

The new setting finds a familiar groove this week, as we introduce alien abduction, a new mystery, and horrible financial mismanagement. Is there anything football can't fix?

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This episode covers Chapter 81: The Homecoming by Michael Grassi; directed by Steven A. Adelson

We hate this episode. Are you happy now? All this time and it happened. I bet you feel so smug. Go on, say "I told you so". I bet it feels reeeeeal good coming out your mouth. That shower scene though, damn.

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This episode covers Chapter 80: Purgatorio by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Steven A. Adelson

Deep into the future, the year is 2021. Our cast is reunited by the most terrible thing that could have happened: a well-earned retirement. I guess they really needed something to distract them from how terribly unhappy their mid-20s all are.

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This episode covers Chapter 79: Graduation by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa

Our traditional finale arrives, replacing the churn of bizarre mysteries with a moment for fallout and the difficulties of friendship. The final rituals of school life are complete, and these characters that have only flourished as teenagers over 75 years of trying, are now forced out into adult life. Please don't ask us where Chuck and Ethel are, we simply do not know.

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This episode covers Chapter 78: The Preppy Murders by Janine Salinas Schoenberg & Devon Turner; directed by Gabriel Correa

So Riverdale's big season plot conclusions are usually in the penultimate episode, but in this case that means the second episode, which means everything from season 4 matters, even though that's behind us. Look, people die and screw over their family members. What else do you want?

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This episode covers Chapter 77: Climax by Ace Hasan & Greg Murray; directed by Pamela Romanowsky

Scratch the cover of season 5 and you'll see the remains of season 4 underneath. We're back in the thick of it as the auteur mystery hits its height and the teens have one last big dance. Normally I put jokes in here, but I just missed these kids so damn much.