Sex On Kava

As our special Anniversary edition of Sex on Kava continues, we’ve got more revelations from Creepy Greg about his life as a teenage prostitute in New York!  Newsgirl Maymay grills him on his feelings, Ethan wants to know what the going rate was, and Rich Kennedy has wacky sound effects and jokes!  Join us on this Very Special Episode as we find out the origin of Creepy Greg’s creepiness.  Plus, Mr. Payne, the Sex Ed teacher, Guess the BS, and Cooking with Semen!  And Southgate Design is blowing up prices! All right here, only on Sex on Kava!

Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re celebrating the end of our first glorious year!  Listen as we welcome Mistress Cruella, Evil Norm MacDonald, Eric Rosenblum, Harvey, David Bowie, Mr. Payne, and more! Plus, Ethan gets on Maymay’s bad side (what else is new) and Cary the Gay Guy tries to mediate… with mixed results.  We’ve also got news, weather, and traffic with Maymay and Rich “Sly Ricky D” Kennedy up in the traffic-copter! Finally, Creepy Greg joins us to tell us about creeping on some of his old high school class.  It gets really interesting as we dig deeper into Creepy Greg’s past, and he tells us about his going rate for a handjob as a teenage prostitute.  This fascinating discussion really heats up in part 2, so don’t forget to tune in tomorrow!

As we continue Mike Sowa’s intervention, we’ve got Cary the Gay Guy weighing in on whether Rich’s roommate Jimmy was gay! He’s also got some outlandishly erotic (and really, really gay) tales from the meat department! Plus we learn more about penis pumps, and also the practice of “sounding”.  Then Noshod Barrow shows up for a hilarious round of bestiality-themed Guess the BS (thanks, Maymay…) and some #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! Listen, as once again, the show reaches a new low, and hilarity ensues.

Tonight on the podcast, we’ve got local comedian Mike Sowa.  Ethan tries to make out with Maymay, we learn about the spiritual fulfillment of having an artificially enhanced penis, and Mike tells us about how to drive drunk.  The podcast kind of turns into an intervention at this point, and Mike’s mom even calls in!  It’s compelling drama served with a side of hilarity, only on Sex on Kava!

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As we continue this week’s episode, we’re talking to Creepy Greg about why he’s upset with Rich; and we’ve got honorary Kava Kook, Chelsea, in the house, to talk about what happens when guys (like Greg) try to game you.  Greg will explain exactly what happens– he invites ‘em over (to fuck!) Then Maymay has the news, we talk about Thai virgins, and Noshod Barrow shows up drunk and depressed for an unscheduled edition of #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! It’s another wild & crazy episode of Sex on Kava!

Tonight on the show, hot local comic Willonius Hatcher joins us! We talk about his last appearance on Sex on Kava and why he wanted us to delete the episode (and why we didn’t end up doing it.) Then we’ve got more drama as we talk about Hannibal Buress’s surprise appearance at the show Willonius and Paul Julmeus cohost in Wynwood at Gramps… and hear how Ethan ruined Hannibal’s night!  Finally, we talk about Fame, and how she’s a fickle mistress.  And we talk to someone who knows fame all too well as we get a transmission from the astral plane as David Bowie calls in once again!  It’s in poor taste, really, but it’s fucking great– and that’s what Sex on Kava is all about!

As this week’s episode continues, we talk about boners, arson, and the Creepy Greg theme song with guest comedian Eric Rosenblum.  Then Pistol Pete joins us for a prostitution-themed round of “Guess the BS” with Maymay.  Finally, we’ve got Shoddy Barrow in the house for his new segment, “So This Is What We Do Now”! And he’ll also tell us whey Ben Affleck is overrated. Riotous fun for all!

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On tonight’s Sex on Kava, we’re joined by the hilarious Eric Rosenblum.  Great stuff tonight as Rich tells us about the new “don’t be an asshole” policy at Awa Na Kava, we compare life in Vietnam and Fiji, and we’ll hear about the demise of Kava Komedy Monday. Then, the beautiful and hilarious Dr. Anna Lepeley drops by to talk about how to stay horny and healthy, and we find out that Ethan is living on borrowed time!  Also, Newsgirl Maymay has a Florida story about bestiality… Ethan tries to make the best of it, but everyone else is thoroughly disgusted.  As usual on Sex on Kava we seem to reach a new low of depravity every single week! Come plumb the depths with us, and thanks for listening!

As we return in Part 2 of this week’s episode, we’ve got everyone’s favorite Kava Kook, Creepy Greg! He joins the gang and this week’s guest comedian, Noam Manor, and she tries to teach him how to improv, with hilarious results.  We’ll also dissect the Creepy Greg theme song, say hello to our Israeli listeners and talk about whether a breakfast date is a good idea.  And, of course, we’ve got Guess the BS with Maymay!  It’s sick, it’s weird, but it’s eminently listenable… it’s Sex on Kava!

Tonight’s guest is the lovely and talented Noam Manor, but our friend Artesse Lector is also here, promoting the Stand-up Kings show he’s doing with Ridiculous and Maymay! We talk about Ridiculous and controversial approaches to promotion, doing Sex on Kava last week out by the dumpster, and dick pics, to Maymay’s dismay.  Also:  We love how Noam Manor is booking lots of women for comedy in South Florida.

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