Sex On Kava

Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re talking to Noam Manor, who wants to lezz out with Newsgirl Jackie! And Noam’s friend Darlene, who is reviewing Rich’s kava, and Ethan’s dick pics!  Plus we’ve got more holocaust humor with Eric Rosenblum, Anna Lepeley calls in just to call Ethan a queer, and Newsgirl Jackie once again fails to understand what an audio-only medium means, or what local news affiliates are, but she does have a great story about the dumbest creepy uber driver ever! Then, we’ve got a special treat: We listen to William the Exxxagerator’s YouTube channel, which is full of COMEDY GOLD, much of it holiday-themed!  Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and Good Kwanzaa to you all!!! Write us at [email protected]

Tonight on Sex on Kava, it’s a titillating hour as we dial a phone sex line! (What year is it, anyway?)  We’re also talking to Matt Heath, a New York comic who’s recently moved to South Florida and is telling us about his career as a high school teacher, lizard people, and giving Dave Coulier his comedy CD.  We’ve also got some news from Newsgirl Jackie about the New York City subway system and what can happen if you masturbate on the wrong train!  Finally, we hear some more phone sex (menus), find out what a “Scary Cat” and a “Wide Berth” are, and investigate the origin of the whole “nurse” fetish.  It’s a particularly sexual episode of Sex on Kava… so try to hold in your excitement for the full hour! Write us at [email protected]

It’s Sex on Kava & we’re talking to the hilarious & vivacious Sherrani Glass about her abusive marriage, conservative parents, comedy career cliches, and William the Exxxagerator’s appearance last week.  Also, dirty musicians take over the kava bar, Chocolate Thunder tells us what it’s like to be an entitled millenial working at Best Buy, and Newsgirl Jackie wants an answer to that time-honored question, “How much does the butt matter to guys?” Find out on tonight’s Sex on Kava!  Plus, a visit from Barry White, and coming up in Part 2, it’s a phone sex extravaganza!  Write us at [email protected]

This may be our funniest episode ever! We are talking to Dan Weiss and his friend, Pimpin’ Al Rodriguez! Listen as Pimpin’ Al tells us about being a “humanist” pimp, losing his virginity in the champagne room, fighting cops, and how many ‘ho’s you can fit in a Cadillac. Also, find out what other scams Al is into these days and why his idol is Bernie Madoff. Then, you’re in for a real treat: possibly the weirdest guest we have ever had on Sex on Kava (!), William the Exxxagerator. He’s gay but he hates gay sex and gets more women than Ethan & Rich combined.  He’s Christian but he hates Christians more than he hates gay sex. And he wants to start a sitcom about gay Christian parents trying to do right by their kids in this topsy-turvy world of 2016. You don’t want to miss his, “comennee”. Listen now!

It’s Sex on Kava and right off the bat, we’re talking about heroin and failed interventions! Our guest this week is the hilarious Nico Prada (Degenerate Comedy Tour), and he’s competing with Ethan Moore for the “prettiest hair in South Florida comedy” award. Also: Newsgirl Jackie is back in the studio this week, and she’s telling us about her first use of the bejewelled Swarowski buttplug! Plus, Dan Weiss drops by to help us dig deep as we find out about the real meaning of anal sex, how to fuck a couch, Rich’s 90s phone sex addiction, and dealing with lecherous landlords. You will not be disappointed at the level of filthiness! Complain to [email protected]

Happy Thanksgiving!  We’ve got Naughty Nadia Danowska and guest comedian Jesse Thompson on the show this week and we’re talking about threesomes!  (What more do you need to be grateful for?)  Listen as Dr. Anna Lepeley calls in and convinces Nadia to have a threesome with her and another girl!  Plus, Ethan knows a really gay way to get free condoms; Rich Kennedy describes Irish Drunksgiving, and Nadia tells us all about Thanksgiving in Poland!  Also, make sure you listen to the second half- we’ve all got Thanksgiving stories, but Jesse Thompson’s take the cake for their level of sheer Dickensian tragedy!  It’s Sex on Kava, and we’re all grateful to be in your ear this holiday season.  Happy Thanksgiving!!!

So... Sex on Kava caused a bit of a controversy this past week when John Gregory went on the air and accused Fasil Malik of stealing jokes! That’s right, it’s Sex on DRAMA. Listen as Ethan talks about his role in the controversy and the uncomfortable phone call he received from Fasil this week. Will Fasil will come back on Sex on Kava to answer the charges? Find out! Plus, tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got the very naughty Nadia Danowska and hilarious guest comedian Jesse Thompson. Jesse is telling us about self-defecation and trying to impress Nadia! It’s great. And later on, Rob Smiles drops by to talk about trying to achieve his dreams while high as fuck. Plus, hear about Poland’s great army during World War II, the time Nadia used a kielbasa sausage to pleasure herself, and Europe’s most well known dictator, Adolf Shitler!  It’s really, really offensive, we promise.  Please, tell us how much you hate us by writing us a review on iTunes or on your iPhone!

As this week’s controversial episode continues, we’re still talking to John Gregory about politics & comedy!  We’ve got more on Donald Trump’s election, and we try to address the question, can political jokes ever be funny?  And in an authentic moment, John talks about his difficulty grieving for the death of his mother and how that eventually led him to standup comedy.  Plus, listen as Rich & Ethan welcome John to the Sex on Kava Morning Zoo Show, we discuss why racial (or is that, race-ist) humor is the funniest, and Kyle the Kavarista tells us about what it’s like to bartend at Awa Na Kava, the weirdest kava bar in South Florida.  Oh, and substitute newsgirl Rena Edwina brings 1000 watts of personality to a news story about puppy love (it’s not what you think). It’s controversy, it’s offensiveness, it’s Sex on Kava!

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We usually shy away from politics on Sex on Kava, but in light of Trump’s stunning upset victory, we bring in Miami anarchist and standup comic John Gregory for a little analysis.  We talk about whether liberals maybe shouldn’t have used up all their Hitler cards on Mitt Romney (since they may have been useful in this election) and Trump’s appeal to the working class.  And is Trump’s election dangerous for minorities?  The three white males on the podcast tonight give their opinions.  Then, it’s back to the world of South Florida comedy as John Gregory calls out Muslim-American comedian Fasil Malik (who was on Sex on Kava a few weeks ago) for stealing jokes and rigging contests.  Will the charges stand?  Find out as “Fasil” calls in to answer them!  Also, John has a few choice words for another Miami comedian, and he explains why the comedy scene in South Florida should be tougher and less coddling to comedians who can’t hack it.  Apropos of Trump, there’s a controversial strain running through tonight’s episode- and it’s very entertaining!  Write us at [email protected]

Ethan is on tour right now, so we’re taking a break this week and trying something new (well, technically, something old). We're calling it Sex On Kava Classic, and it's where we're going to be bringing you our favorite episodes from the Sex on Kava Archives!  This week, we’re highlighting the episode we did back in February with hilarious standup comic and Improv favorite Matt Bellak, who is currently based in Chicago.  We’re talking about drugs in the butt, what Sex on Kava really is, and whether Matt can ever experience intimacy ever again! Plus we’re joined by Eric Rosenblum for a classic round of Guess the BS, we hear some News with Maymay, and we get visits from Mistress Cruella AND Harvey, the 51-year-old Jewish bisexual who is trying to convert Ethan to full homosexuality! It’s weird, wild stuff!  Enjoy.