Sex On Kava

Tonight on Sex on Kava, comedian Phillip Isme is back and we talk about the drama that went down the last time he was here and why Rich is racist, then we read some mail from some opinionated listeners!  Then Ethan horrifies Khalil Phillips by talking about how he got his prostate milked, how he got his ass eaten, and how sometimes, you’ve got to eat the ass to get the pussy. And everyone keeps wondering if anyone spooged on Ethan during the fetish party he attended last week, as we try to answer the question, “Just how gay is Ethan, anyway?”  Hennessy Williams III provides hilarious commentary throughout!  Enjoy!  And don’t forget to listen to Part 2 tomorrow!  Write us at [email protected]

Tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava is the funniest yet as Ethan arrives, fresh from a fetish party with stories of exhibitionism and fake boobs!  You won’t want to miss this, because we’ve also got Law Ream, ex-porn star and ex-special forces guy, who will share his sure-fire method for fucking a stripper (without paying for it)!  And we’ve got Hennessy Williams III with a special “Maxim” edition of Sips of Hennessy:  Tonight’s topic is how to get your girlfriend to be sexier in bed! We’ll also hear Rich’s method for using a vibrator (hint: It’s a surprise!) and Newsgirl Jackie’s sex toy product review.  It’s an extra-sexy edition of the already sexy Sex on Kava.  Try to keep your pants on!  And write us at [email protected]

Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ve got guest comedian Khalil Phillips, and Newsgirl Jackie is still nearly naked! We’re talking about big clits, lesbians, chastity belts and more. And don’t miss our new segment, “Sips of Hennessy”, where we get advice from Hennessy Williams III. Tonight’s topic:  Side Cootchie, and how to do it right, if you’re gonna do it!  Hint: “You get one!” And we’ve got more of Law Ream’s tales from the porno set, including doing granny porn and proper use of a penis pump.  Plus:  Listener mail!  And you can write us at [email protected]

Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got comedian Khalil Phillips, Newsgirl Jackie is extra-sexy, and we’re talking with ex-porn star Law Ream about Creepy Greg’s teenage prostitution years, hood strip clubs, and the proper way to behave at a fetish party.  Plus crazy bitches, rape fantasies, going down on hookers, Khalil’s tales from the psych ward, Pokemon Go has child molesters, Hennessy Williams III tells us about the origins of his name, and the prosperity gospel and preachers with gold toilets!  Don’t miss this exciting episode.  And write us at [email protected]

Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got our first installment of “Sips of Hennessy”, our new recurring segment with Hennessy Williams III (AKA Artesse Lector).  We’ll find out why Rich Kennedy is a racist, we’ll hear from Porn Start Larry “Law” Ream, and we’re digging deep into Naughty Nadia’s psyche!  Nadia’s been having some relationship problems involving Ferarris, cokeheads, and untrustworthy guys, and Hennessy will try to help.  Plus, we’ll learn that Mike Sowa doesn’t understand the “Anonymous” part of Alcoholics Anonymous!  This turns out to be a very funny, very deep episode about relationship standards, threesomes, exploitative guys and materialistic girls.  Listen now!   And write us at [email protected]

This week, we’ve got Mike Sowa in the house, and for once, he’s sober!  In fact, he hit bottom on episode #51 of last season’s Sex on Kava, and he’ll tell us about what it was like to have his alcoholism documented for all to hear, and how his recovery is going… and how Sex on Kava saved his life! We’re doing the Lord’s work!  Also, we’ve got guest Newsgirl, the very sexy, very naughty, Nadia Danowska!  And she’s got a very funny motherfucking news story for all you perverts.  Plus, she’ll show us how to talk dirty in Polish… and we do some Polish jokes!  Only the highest of high-brow humor for our listeners.  Write us at [email protected]!

In this episode of Sex on Kava, Creepy Greg joins us, along with awkward comedian Fasil Malik, and Eric Rosenblum, super shy comedian, and we’ll see who can be creepier!  Also, we have some nice things to say about Newsgirl Maymay, who’s recently left the show.  And we’ll find out about Ethan’s weird attraction to specific kinds of transwomen (which he insists upon calling “ladyboys”), and the idea of having sex with a replica of himself. Narcissism, anyone? Plus, found out what Creepy Greg thinks about pubic hair, and what a good sport Fasil Malik is about terrorism humor!

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This week we talk about the fallout from last week’s episode wherein Newsgirl Maymay walked out!  That’s right, it’s Sex on Drama, and we’ve got mail from our listeners, who have a lot to say about the whole thing.  Ethan will confess to being an asshole, and Junior Producer Jackie (who is taking over as newsgirl) will give us her opinion on the matter.  Plus we’ll talk to this week’s guest, the uniquely awkward comedian Fasil Malik, about being the only Muslim comic in town and why his comedy is so clean.  Oh, and Fasil will finally get a chance to respond to the charges of plagiarism leveled against him in the media by Miami comic John Gregory!  It’s an explosive episode of Sex on Kava. Listen now!  And write us at [email protected].

It’s the most explosive edition of Sex on Kava ever!   Hear Maymay walk out, return, and talk about doing violence to Ethan, as the tension finally comes to a boil.  In past episodes of the podcast, Newsgirl Maymay has discussed her lack of sexual experience, but this week, when Ethan brings it up once again, Maymay won’t stand for it!  This week’s guests, Phillip Isme, Artesse Lector, and Kevin Taylor, watch in shock at and wonder if Ethan will survive her wrath.  Charges of racism are hurled, Junior Producer Jackie gets into the mix, and of course, Rich Kennedy has silly sound effects!  Don’t miss this amazing episode of Sex on Kava!

We want to hear from you!  If someone brings up a fact about themselves on the radio, or on a podcast, does it become fair game for discussion?  Is Maymay being unreasonable?  Is Ethan an asshole?  Both?  Let us know at [email protected]; or send us a DM on instagram @sexonkava!

(Maymay originally discussed her virginity, along with her attitudes toward love in general, in Part 2 of the Season 2 Premiere.  If you want to hear that, listen HERE.

Tonight it’s an especially hilarious episode as we welcome comedian Phillip Isme into the insanity of Sex on Kava.  We talk about Ethan’s wild times in Jakarta, Pokemon Go at Awa Na Kava, having your prostate milked, and more.  Local comics Kevin Taylor and Artesse Lector (Hennessy Williams III) also get into the action.  And about halfway through this episode, Ethan shocks Maymay, Kevin, Artesse, and Phillip by saying that he would not get into a fight with someone who disrespected him, and that he thinks the entire concept of respect is bullshit.  Is Ethan a bitch or a pacifist?  You decide!  Write us at [email protected]

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