Sex + Violence

Daniel (Slow Readers) comes back for a bug hunt! Ryan doesn't like Starship Troopers! Why doesn't he like Starship Troopers? 

Dir. Paul Verhoeven, 1997.

Starring Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, and Neil Patrick Harris.

The doc is back! As is My Groady Valentine! In this spin-off series, a guest gabs on about a gross/pulpy/violent/kinky movie that he or she loves. That includes rock operas from ten years ago costarring Paris Hilton! Phil the physicist/magician is our tour guide to cosmos!

Repo! The Genetic Opera. Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman, 2008. Starring Alexa Vega. 

Follow Philip R. La Porta on Twitter: @PRL_Alchemist

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The episode has an audio issue, features an extended cameo of Michelle Monaghan (Ryan's wife, Emily), and is publishing like ten hours late. Happy thirty episodes, guys! The movie is Sleepaway Camp! It features one of the most infamous appearances of a penis!

Dir. Robert Hiltzik, 1983.

Starring Felissa Rose. 

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You better believe that the blood n guts boys are talking about some CGI kids film where animals try America's Got Talent. What a bunch of weirdos! Ryan leaves his wife for this movie.

Dir. John Carney, 2016.

Starring Ferdia Walsh-Peelo, Lucy Boynton, and Jack Reynor.

Remember that Oldboy movie? Yeah, that amazing Korean film from almost 15 years ago? Yeah, this isn't it. Some guy called Philip R. La Porta shows up to talk about (my future wife) Elizabeth Olsen. 

Follow Philip R. La Porta on Twitter: @PRL_Alchemist

Dir. Spike Lee, 2013.

Starring Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Olsen, and Sharlto Copley.

Frank? More like STANK.

Dir. Lenny Abrahamson, 2014.

Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Michael Fassbender.

Gabe and Ryan finally get their crap together for a new proper episode. GAWD! They hit up a sequel to the movie in episode two. It has the longest title ever.

Dir. Kenji Misumi, 1972.

Starring Tomisaburo Wakayama.

What is this crap? This aint no Sexy n Bloods! No, this is a special segment! Gabriel interviews a friend (or, in the future, non-friend?) about their favorite violent/sexy film. Tashay (Only Lovers Left in the Library) discusses Hard Candy! It's about a man in his 30s coercing a young teen into his home... and then what you think happens doesn't happen and it goes bonkers!

Dir. David Slade, 2005. Starring Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson.

Special guest: Tashay Gonzalez (@tashygrl). thinktashay.com https://tinyurl.com/yat5cjlf

Rats got into the actual 25th episode, so episode 26 will now be 25! Yay! They cover Nocturnal Animals, which is a great movie! Move over, John Waters! You're pushed a week!

Dir, Tom Ford, 2016.

Starring Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

The nerds pick another high art fart-fest. GOOD. JOB. 

Dir. Dito Montiel, 2006.

Starring Robert Downey Jr, Shia LaBeouf, and Channing Tatum.