Holy exploding heads, you guys! Pervert Gabriel selects this schlocky kung fu/prison flick about a man who punches holes through people! It's the best thing ever!

Dir. Lam Nai-cho, 1991.

Starring Fan Siu-wong.

Nothing sexier than a serial killer prostitute! Before there was Wonder Woman, there was Aileen Wuornos! Played by the Atomic Blonde! And the Casper girl plays her girlfriend! Thanks Ryan!

Dir. Patty Jenkins, 2003.

Starring Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci.

Cross over week continues! Daniel from Slow Readers pops in to discuss this hardnosed detective flick! Check out part one of the cross over in Slow Readers where they discuss the novel by James Ellroy! Enjoy it while it lasts, booger eaters!

Dir. Curtis Hanson, 1997.

Starring Kevin Spacey, Guy Pierce, Russell Crowe, and Kim Basinger.

All roads lead to this! The Shane Black List jumps the shark with the first two Lethal Weapon movies! Shane Black wrote those movies! Oh mah gawd! Joining them are a couple of johns: Ryan Hill (comedian, programming director at Artsquest) and Steve Bost (comedian, cohost of The Tick vs The Podcast). Too many dicks in one room!

Dir. Richard Donner, 1987 and 1989.

Starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.

The Shane Black List continues! The down and dirty boys talk up this dated 90s flick! Plus they moan about Baby Driver and Spider-Man!

Dir. Renny Harlin, 1996.

Starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson.

The Shane Black List continues! This time, Black didn't direct it, nor did he write it. Instead, he played a main character for all of thirty minutes before he's killed off. Cheating? Perhaps. But perhaps this is just an excuse to rewatch the greatest movie ever!

Dir. John McTiernan, 1987. 

Starring Arnold Schwartzenegger, Carl Weathers, Jesse Ventura, and Shane Black.

The sexy/bloody boys continue with their Shane Black List month with this one! And ya gotta give it to them: it's an *actual* film by Shane Black this time! Wow!

Dir. Shane Black, 2005.

Starring Robert Downey Jr, Michelle Monaghan, and Val Kilmer.

The Shane Black List begins here! Returning guest Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) helps kick off this necessary worship of sex and violence scribe Shane Black with this little kid/Universal Monsters weirdo flick! The guys give it two big Abraham Van Helsing thumbs up!

Dir. Fred Dekker, 1987.

Starring several boys and Tom Noonan.

Ryan and Gabe must have had a ton of time to kill because they double down on superhero wannabe movies! Ryan must have a brain parasite for not liking Mirageman! Do YOU have a brain parasite?

Super: Dir. James Gunn, 2010. Starring Rainn Wilson, Ellen Paige, and Kevin Bacon.

Mirageman: Dir. Ernesto Diaz Espinoza, 2007. Starring Marko Zaror.

Ryan and Gabe gush like little schoolgirls at a Harry Styles concert over the bloody revenge masterpiece Oldboy! It's got sex and violence and octopuses! 

Dir. Park Chan-wook, 2003.

Starring Choi Min-sik, Yoo Ji-tae, and Kang Hye-jung.