10 episodes deep, baby! The Teenz watched two movies this week to deliver a fair and well rounded review. At least ten minutes are dedicated to talking about early 2000's emo bands who were really Christian rock bands that tricked us all. SMG is hot, her boyfriend is hot and dumb, and you know what? The ghost is pretty hot too.

What would your Grudge ghost be?

Start spreading the news! The Teenz sail to the big apple this week to talk about Jason Voorhees. Ed Koch's New York is well represented in the 8th installment in the Friday the 13th series. Where is Camp Crystal Lake, and is it connected to a high school? Does Stephen King's pen have magical powers? We pretty much wrote a better version of the movie, but don't let that stop you from listening to us talk about it.

TEEN OF THE WEEK: VC Dupree!!!! Now and forever!

Before you propose to your significant other, make sure they are the right one. This week the Teenz dive into the Liv Tyler/Scott Speedverse team up The Strangers. Pull out some champagne and Blue Bell ice cream, turn up the Joanna Newsome, and load your shotguns. What do you mean, you've never really held a shot gun?! WHO LIES ABOUT THAT?!?!

TEEN OF THE WEEK: Christian boy asking strangers if they are sinners.

EVERYTHING IS MADE OF WAX!

We took a week off to plan our epic camping trip, and now we're back and talking about the 2005 Paris Hilton classic House of Wax. Chad Michael Murray is a tough ex con, Elisha Cuthbert is his twin sister and they have inexplicably palpable sexual chemistry, cousin Skeeter's cousin Robert Ri'chard is horny, My Chemical Romance is blasting and everyone is hot. This is without a doubt the most 2005 movie we've ever done, and hopefully the last movie we do that shows so many slashes to the achilles heel. So turn off your mini DV camcorder, put on some Disturbed, crack open a Michelob Ultra, and get ready for some screams but be careful because THEY'RE ALL MADE OUT OF WAX! The floors are WAX. The ceilings are WAX. The fruit is WAX. The movie is WAAAAAAAAAX!

TEEN OF THE WEEK: Young Vincent, who would've crushed on Deviant Art.

This week the Teenz dive into the dark twisted world of social media, witchcraft, and mental health in order to ask the tough questions. Should we talk to the freaks? Do wasps protect witches? Can you hack into a website using a few simple key strokes? There's so much to wrap our heads around with this movie, and Bluv is so scarred he's shaking in his boots.

TEEN OF THE WEEK: Marina, for having zero friends, even in the womb.