Back from the break with so many shambles!  Conjoined twins right to masterbate, murder, witches, spider eater, horrible tinder date, and more!

Get your shamble on this week with RKelly updates, John Stamos’ s butt, a goat with a human face, a man stuck in an ATM, a hero cat, triple threat highway food spillage, Mt Vesuvius, the eclipse, and why we’re still mad that Pluto isn’t a planet.

This week the girls talk about dead bodies in the NYC subway, more fun at Kroger, dogs and ghosts, poop in the UFC ring, farting back street boys, Juggalo march on Washington, geckos in places they don’t belong, and the first listener shamble!

This week the girls dive right in w/ personal shambles, an update on RKellys cult, POTUS The Rock, Porn at Kroger, the world record penis, and so much more!

The shenanigans continue on ep 3 with talk about Goat-scaping, mountain lions who make bad decisions, the Queen of England’s drinking habits, weave thieves, Jammie Dodger thieves, Tom DeLong’s battle against pedophiles, Outback Steakhouse’s satanic cult, the Church of the Drunken Glory, and we introduce a new segment: This week in Shambles History. 

This week the girls get more than one fright while talking about scary clown motels, Alice Cooper’s drunk purchases, Kid Rock’s domicile, Macaulay Culkin’s glow up, roomba spies, the near death of Snopes, and the scary stuff at the bottom of Amber’s purse.  And it’s not even Halloween!

Jess and Amber introduce themselves, talk about Rob Lowe’s hunt for Big Foot, R. Kelly’s Cult, OJ Simpson, and much more!