Join me on this special Valentines day release of Shapes and Shadows where I talk a bunch of nonsense about the 1982 film The Entity. Its crude, rude and you might even get groped. Listen at your own risk and I hope you get some chocolates or something.

Join me as we try and save the environment from humans and enlist the help of manbearpig aka Katahdin. We'll try and stop deforestation as well as eat mercury poisoned fish and act like nothing is wrong.

The year is 1979 and mutant animals are all the rage, give a hoot and dont pollute. Episode 25 is Prophecy!

I'm back this time we tackle Hollywood and the big budget zombie outbreak film World War Z, where if your Brad Pitt you can survive anything. I rant, I rave, I cry and i share my love for the classic shamblers over the modern fast runner and you too can confess your love for the undead. Love me or Hate me, listen to the greatest pod in the whole wide world.

Join me for another episode where we talk Global Warming, the end of humanity and bugs under your skin. We talk tropes of the infected, we talk bugs, we talk the lack of boobs and what happens when you want to be a scientist, but you're scared of insects.

Join me as I spout off random nonsense involving this remake about a boy in the lake and a bunch of kids who meet their demise by the hands of an angry goalie who roams the woods of Camp Crystal Lake.

Join me as I talk about heavy flows, necrophilia, meal worms in your cooter and that crazy best friend that secretly might love you. Its wild, its dead, its stinky and smells like rotted meet. Its 2013s Contracted, sexual health and zombie stds!

Join me as i rant, rave and tell you to watch cartoons. A beautiful yet, brutal little animate show about a caveman and his companion T-Rex as they survive against all sort of horrors that await them in this savage land.

Join me for my worst episode to date! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be as confused as me as i rant and recap the 2015 movie Green Room. Noticed i said recap and not review. Things will get better, prepare for oblivion!

Join me as we talk Frankenstein's Army and ramble on about crab hands, teddy bear bodies, and the melding of flesh and steel! Prepare to rip your ear drums out and gouge out your eyes as i ramble on about practical fx and the occult!

Join me as we talk Hell Night and learn about Linda Blair and how she copes with forgotten mutant children at Garth Manor the haunted castle! We talk no sex, no boobs, off screen kills and shadowy corridors with only a candle to light your way. Love it, or hate it, this one brings all the boys to the yard.