Love it or hate it were talking Friday the 13th pt. 5!!! Join me as I rant and rave about Jason, boobs and blood. Murder mysteries and the famous censored crotch kill along with enchiladas that'll have you in the outhouse before you can say "ooo ooo baby, hey baby".

A commercial ship with its crew in cryostasis picks up a random signal in space. Little do they know the dick headed creature that awaits them!

A masterpiece of sci-fi horror, this episode, I talk Alien!

Take a journey into the jungles of South America where you'll be lucky to get out alive, because i'll talk your ear off with nonsense about a great sci-fi action movie from 1987. Its got Arnold, its got guns, its got an alien, its got skinned bodies and more guns! Sit down, open your ear holes and get to da choppa!

Join me as we try and capture a little green man and hope he doesnt make your face rot off. This is my solo talk and recap of Altered. Dont look into his vagina or you'll have no control over yourself and you wont be able to turn this off!

Were talking Dolly Dearest from 1991, killer dolls and random rants about the killer doll genre and horror itself. You too could get murdered by a plastic doll. She'll possess you and love you at the same time!

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Listen to me ramble, listen to me shamble and drone on like the undead. I talk the classic Italian Zombi from 1979. A masterpiece of Italian horror and gore. I even slapped a metal rendition of the theme "Curse of Matul" at the end of this from the band God's Forsaken.

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A brief run down of the movie Lords of Chaos from 2018 based on the book of the same name. I'll rant, rave and cry as i walk you along the cold streets of Norway with stories of murder, metal and church burnings. Bring your marsh mellows cause its gonna get hot!

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Take a journey into sickness and witness the infamous ramblings of a madman discuss the actions of a mad samurai as he adds a new piece of art to his wall. Thrills, chills and total dismemberment, an episode for the whole family to enjoy.

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A spooky tale of a murderous meatball named Belial! Sit back, pour a drink, eat some pizza as you enter the sleaziest part of New York and go on an adventure with 2 brothers. One is normal and one is a meatball, but who really is the normal one...tune in for ramblings and incoherent rants with your host Will and his imaginary friends!

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We talk 1988's Night of the Demons. We rant, we ramble we cry, we gossip, we talk demon tits and lipstick with a bowl of fuck!

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