Butt-cheeks & Bidets. Back in Quaran-time. TP crisis averted. Foxy is addicted to TikTok, still. Passport debacles & Oaxaca chronicles. Mexico does not play. Losses & Wins. Close the mouth...open the ears. Overindulgence is our special-tay.

We missed you all! Portland was on fire and so were our souls. We needed a minute...but WE'RE BACK BITCHES!

Simply, a bunch of fucking class acts trying to share the days of our lives.

Your cheeks are pink...everyone act natural. Check-up from the neck-up. Foxy's got hives. Toodleoo shrimp...Foxy OD'd on

sea-poo. Sex is not a wifely duty, but we are waiting for dick. Piddle the diddle. Donella is moving down the street from Foxy...nooners on deck.

Truth-bations. Red Bulls and Mexican strip clubs. We are un-kidnap-able. Big D phones in...speaking of noon-ers. Broken sinks and international sexcapades.

Enjoy the ride as we take 10 steps forward and 2 steps back. Body image and why bother. Salty balls and cheese jizz for the masses. Anxiety will kill a bitch and ain't nobody got time for that.

On this episode of "Flurries of Bullshit"...Foxy never rests and PJ is too stubborn to die. Someone needs Tik-Tok rehab and it's NOT PJ.

As per usual...we are behind the 8-ball with blurred lines. Last minute invites. Lake trips and big tits. Micro-dosing is great! We need more "D" in our diets!

The Pink Panther rides again! Back to the human race...testies-testies 1,2,3! Interesting times...apparently super gonorrhea is on the rise and so are sleep divorces. We dish intimacy, vibra-tures and sex coupon-ing. Thank-you Elon Musk. Keep the laughs rollin' everybody, it's all you've got!

It's our 11th episode, bitches! We are here to dish synchronicity, Covid life-rafts, Smut-TV with the RHONY along with the perils of social media. We're not sheep ya dicks. If you become a raging asshole when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink. Where are my pants? Flip the script.