Sheer Conversation

Pelvis Resley is a stand-up comedian, writer, reader, doesn’t own a smart phone, and Pelvis… keeps the people wondering. We are asking Pelvis the interesting and complicated questions, like: what is going on? Educating us on the magic bullet that killed JFK, the Patriot Act, and stubborn non-conformity. Pelvis reminds us to embrace change and never forget Pearl Harbor… was an inside job.

Arvind, yes, there is a D at the end, is a stand-up comedian, med student, history enthusiast, dengue fever survivor, and fluent in Telugu. We are going back in time today to Genghis Khan, whose dad probably hit him, to Hitler’s thing for Napoleon, and Operation Barbarossa. We’ve also got the red dot, dogs with Edgar cuts, and Obama impressions. One day, on the worst day of your life, you may find yourself in the emergency room, and you will be in good hands with Dr. Arvind—genius, comedian, doctor.

It’s Bubs’s 5th birthday, and we are honoring him with some heavy wildlife Sheer Conversation. From the magic octopus to the evolution of the beak. Carlos Carlos is trying to bring back getting hit in the balls, and ballroom dancing has officially entered the chat. We are doing our best to embrace the change ahead and remembering every child left behind. Episode 37 is a moment of gratitude for Bubs and respect for the chicken.

We have serious stuff to talk about today. Spending two weeks at Neverland Ranch and how Ghandi was actually a creep serious. We are happy to have Dirty Dave Ward back to discuss the challenges of being a single dad raising an autistic Pitbull… and a 3-year-old. We cover how you know you might be a tweaker, onomonopenis, and alliterations, where Dirty Dave definitely doesn’t disappoint. We will be following up on this Sheer Conversation with additional professional insights in the future, but we can confidentially agree that Nolan is lucky to have Dirty Dave as his dad.

If you would like to support Dirty Dave and Nolan as they make their way home to Dallas, Texas:

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Picture this… it’s 2024 goon city and Ethan Trimble is hitting the bottom of the pool, chemically irritated, and asking for change. Cut to: Ethan and Sheer Conversation are back. We’re talking amphetamines, where you feel loneliness, and the trouble with the pornog. Ethan Trimble has figured out who he is - nice, kind, and making us feel okay.

 Andrea Joseph is a stand-up comedian, kind person, absolutely not a pushover, smart, humble, cool… basically, she’s Beyoncé. The girls are bringing the Sheer Conversation back today with screaming lobsters, lightskin privilege, the prostate, and creating opportunities for comics. Andrea is enlightening Carlos Carlos? on the female experience, coming into the world with trust issues, and planning a mental break. After meeting Andrea, there’s a couple of things you can feel certain about: first, Black people are better than white people, and second, Dwight and Eva Jean raised a human they can be proud of.
 

Buddha is a stand-up comedian, artist, uncle, Pisces, and he has very pretty blue eyes. While his sweet doggie, Snowball, takes a snooze in the living room, Buddha takes us through the highs of ordering $2000 worth of porn on Comcast to the lows of the housing crisis, harm reduction, and basic human needs. He reminds us of a time when they made forever songs, that real men cry, and that hope is a beautiful thing. Buddha is so many things—but we will remember him exactly as he wishes to be: crazy, compassionate, and someone who stuck to his morals and beliefs no matter what.

Carlos Carlos? is a stand-up comedian, cabinet installer, really likes some animals, and he’s the guy you go to when you need new music. We are doing our best to capture the essence of Carlos Carlos? today, starting from the beginning: where the women felt safe and Ms. Smith predicted the future. With a brief intermission for Bubs’s hairball — Carlos Carlos? takes us through the moment when what you look forward to every day becomes the thing you hate yourself for, and when you realize you’re still tripping. From finding the balance between being stern and vulnerable, to wanting something that no one can take from him, and love being a fucking choice — Carlos Carlos? is sweet, real, understanding, and he’s answering the questions well, even when he doesn’t realize it.

We’re fishing in the dark, and we’re facing the wrong way—what could go wrong? We’re tackling the big issues today: Survivor vs. Love Island, and the health benefits of cigarettes and boogers. We’ve got a song that feels like a cool breeze, but you’re not chilly, and getting violently high. Episode 31 taught us that some Sheer Conversations are just about getting Carlos Carlos? riled up and laughing in the living room with your family. But are we keeping any of this? Who knows.

Milo Loza is a stand-up comedian, college graduate, and he knows what the people want… brain rot. You may have seen him walking around, pretending to be normal—drinking soda with pizza, but water with everything. Like all of us, he worries about how he’s perceived. Milo Loza is a mysterious guy, but here’s what we know: he can tell a good jokey joke, and he’s definitely not annoying—he’s funny, sexy, and cool.