Out of every superhero in the world, who would make the best principal? Only Shelley can decide. Holly, Julie, and Carlie give some great superhero options, as well as one magnificent supervillain option (love you, Dr. Horrible!). Listen in, Shelley Gang, and learn about the fine print in school contracts. Plus, stay tuned for a very special "One of These Things is Just Like the Other," because Julie reveals something to her sisters that is sincerely going to change the course of Chatfield history.

Get groovy, Shelley Gang, because it's time to talk about lava lamps. What is a lava lamp, you say? Shelley says, "It's like a piece of decor that... is, like, a tunnel of... of liquid good with other, different-colored liquid goo inside. And when you turn it on, the second color of liquid goo, like, floats around in cool designs." Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie talk about the pros and cons of lava lamps. Plus, "What's Your Name" provides a royal name generator!

The Shelley Gang's collective heart is comically big in this group caricature that the Chatfield Girls commissioned. What is a caricature, you ask? Shelley says, "People who draw pictures of you, but they make it a character... so they, like, exaggerate some part of you." And she hit the nail on the extremely big head. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie go over the pros and cons of caricatures. Plus, another Rando Chando for your nerves!

Let's get analog, Shelley Gang—typewriters are on their way! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about the pros and cons of typewriters. You know, typewriters? Shelley defines them as, "When I think of a typewriter, it's the kind that's...like...kind of looks like an old-timey cash register...kinda stands up in the back... and then the keyboard in the front... and you put the paper in... and there's the, like, kwish kwish kwish that puts the paper in. And then you type away, and then you take it out... and then put another paper in." Imagine that in Tom Hanks' voice, though.

A day late and a girlo short, Shelley Gang. The Chatfield Girls are without a sister expert as they traverse the ins and outs of Rainbow Hair. Shelley termed rainbow hair as, "You have hair on your body, but usually this procedure is only done to the hair on your head. And, uh, you get it all dyed beautiful, rainbow-y colors... maybe not the traditional six rainbow colors, um, but some sort of varied/many colors." And she's right! Plus, the segment "Million Dollar Ideas" has two ideas that'll knock your nasty boots off!

The Shelley Gang is going to chomp on the dispensable candies of wisdom that the Chatfield Girls shared about PEZ. Shelley described it as, "It's a little thing that is a mix of toy and dispenser. It's got usually maybe a cute character or fun something on the outside, and when you open its mouth and/or neck, it gives you a little candy you can eat. And the candies are many flavors... but one flavor at a time." Plus, there is a visit to Shelley's dreamscape in the segment "Shelley Had a Dream," and the girlos gape in awe at its oddness.

Gather 'round the Christmas hearth, Shelley Gang, as Shelley describes what a Christmas song is: "A song is a music, and a Christmas song is one of those musical pieces made for the Christmas season (which can last anywhere from September to February. [Let's just say. We'll be generous.])." Holly, Shelley, Julie, Carlie, and Kellie record in the same room and talk about their favorite Christmas songs!

Songs featured:

"Hallelujah Chorus" performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"White Christmas" performed by Bing Crosby

"Merry Christmas, Darling" performed by The Carpenters

"Little Drummer Boy" performed by The Jackson 5

"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" performed by Paul McCartney

"My Favorite Things" performed by Andy Williams

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

"Santa Baby" performed by Eartha Kitt

"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day" performed by Frank Sinatra

"It's a Marshmallow World in the Winter" performed by Dean Martin

"Jingle Bell Rock" performed by Bobby Helms

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" performed by The Jackson 5

"Underneath the Tree" performed by Kelly Clarkson

"Jingle Jingle Jingle"

"Christmas Won't Be the Same This Year" by The Jackson 5

Grab your canvas tote—the Shelley Gang is headed to the farmers' market! The Girlos talk about the pros and cons of shopping for vegetables under the big, beautiful sky. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss Amish baked goods, big corporations having booths amidst the small businesses, and a lot of talk about essential oils. Plus, a stunning round of "Five Girls Corner" caps off this very silly episode.

Prepare for a very special episode, Shelley Gang: Holly sat down to interview Shelley on her opinion about Shelley Has Opinions. There are a few questions that Holly had been wondering, such as "Does Shelley want to know the topics ahead of time?" and "Can we change the name of the podcast to the 'Chatfield Girls Fun Hour'?" Shelley gives a controversial take on "This American Life," as well as on her newfound fame. Dive into the Shelley pool, gang—the water's fine!

Here we come apodcasting, among the Gang so Shelley! The Chatfield Girlos get into the Pros and Cons of the classic tradition of caroling. Just how awkward is it to sing songs on people's porches—where do you look, who gets to activate the jingle bells, and why is there no stage? Plus, Julie confounds everyone once again with the segment "One of These Things is Just Like the Other." Now, give us some figgy pudding!