Are the Shelley Gang's eyes bigger than their stomachs? Literally??? Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie delve into the murky waters of the Food Size industry. Their hard-hitting journalism includes oxymorons, burping, and the state fair conspiracy. J/K, we just make jokes about mini tacos and jumbo shrimp.

Also, Julie introduces the apropos segment "She Swallowed a What?!"

Sometimes, recording sessions just don't go smoothly. Here are some behind the scenes outtakes and silly bloopers from the "Airport Shops" episode. Find out the magic chant that brings Holly back to life, and also hear some choice stories about the Chatfield Girls' mom.

Shelley Gang, we had a technical meltdown today—the talk of tchochkes able to be purchased in airports overloaded Holly's computer, so some files were lost. Therefore, right in between Holly's points, you are going to hear the song "Alibi" from Producer Corbin's band Kitestring. And after that, you're also going to hear the word "tchockes" a lot. Like, a lot. Also, in the segment "What's Your Name," the girlos find out what their Goth Lyfe names are.

....Surprise! The Chatfield Girls have thrown the Shelley Gang a surprise party! There will be squatty pottys and barf buckets and walking alone at midnight, so it's exactly the type of party that the Shelley Gang was hoping for, right? Julie tries to convince Shelley that surprise parties are awesome, and Holly vehemently disagrees with everything that is discussed in this entire episode. Sister expert Kellie sets them all straight, and Shelley presents another Million-Dollar Idea. C'mon in for a grilled cheese (but not really a grilled cheese--it's all a ploy to get you into this surprise party!).

Ring in the new year with the Chatfield girls! See if your opinion matches Shelley's, as Holly and Julie inform her about all of the great and terrible things about staying up until midnight on New Year's Eve. Things get a little dicey when the topic of firework comes up, but just go with it. The girls also will inform you of all the latest trends for 2018, including New Year's Trick or Treating, Girl-o Open Eye Glasses, and Chatfield Sisters movies.

Jump in, Shelley Gang!