Make some sandwiches, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk mayonnaise! Holly, Shelley, Julie, Kellie, and mom Joelle talk about the pros and cons of that ubiquitous ingredient. Does it add deliciousness to everything, or is it not even the fifth-most delicious white condiment? Glop it up with the Girlos! Plus, more "Unanswerable Questions" for your nerves.

Stretch up high, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking wallpaper! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of everyone's favorite wall covering. Is it meant to be drawn on, or is it put on with the nastiest goo in the world? Plus, "Unanswerable Questions" puts forth a few of life's mysteries for a silly review. Get to lining up those seams, Gang!

Get charged up, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are doing a lightning round! Holly and Shelley briefly discuss a variety of topics suggested by you, the Shelley Gang! Get Shelley's short opinions on the ideas listed below!

*Topics: Noises in general, Go-gurt, Knowing the alphabet, Shoes with laces vs. shoes with velcro, Down (as in comforters), Eye patches, The Clapper, Pepto Bismal, Movies starting with the letter B, Log cabins, Place names, Bogs, Off-brand ketchup, Beards, Cheesecake, Calling people who aren't your parents "Mom" or "Dad," Robots, Clapping when the plane lands.

(Thanks to Jordan and Lindsey Reed, Corbin Miller, Alex Murray, the PodiconGo Network, the Alabaster's Haberdashery podcast, Ashley from the Abandoned Carousel, Katie Goodfellow, Tony Vasinda, Erin Badger, Ben Ellis, George Diaz, and Ruthanne Corthell)

Snuggle up, Shelley Gang—it's slippers time! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those cozy house shoes. Are they saving you from AOFFS (Adult Onset Fish-Foot Syndrome) or are they keeping you from climbing every mountain? Plus, "What Does it All Mean?" dissects Julie's yacht/omelette dream!

Shelley Gang, welcome to 2020: The Year of the Submission. The first topic submission of the year is Crystals (thanks, Lindsey Reed)! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those rare and not-so-rare crystalline structures. Are they precious and special, or are they fragile and real dumb? Plus, "What's Your Name?" tells the Girlos what their summer holiday nicknames are, just to get them through the doldrums of winter. Submit to us!

Alright, alright, alright Shelley Gang—the Chatfield Girls are talking bongos! Holly, Shelley, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those portable drums. Are they a wonderful way for anyone to start drumming, or are they actually conga drums? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" returns to hang out with Archie & Friends!

Hitch up your pants, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking about suspenders. Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of this snappable accessory. Are they gravity-defying necessities, or are they for dorks and nerds? Plus, "Kid Jokes" returns with some of their own snaps. How seasonal!

Yule your tide, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking about egg nog! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of that delicious holiday drink. Is it an incredibly thicc delight, or an untrustworthy drink that could be hiding poison/alcohol/cayenne pepper? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" spitefully returns to talk about mob mentality in "Lord of the Flies."

Gather 'round the bright pink tree, Shelley Gang—the Girlos talked about artificial christmas trees! Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those fake holiday trees. Are they a way for the rainbow fans to express themselves, or are they an abomination to the mighty fir? Happy holidays to the Shelley Gang!

Practice your dog whispering, Shelley Gang-- the Girlos are talking about doggie costumes! Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of doggie costumes. Will your pets love the way they look, or are they just dying to wear their birthday suits? Plus, "What's Your Name" makes a Thanksgiving return!