On this episode of "Shenanigans On Sheridan" Mark ends his residency on the show. While we are sad to see him go, we are happy because we know he will be back. He seemed pretty happy after recording these and expressed interest in coming back on, so if you see him and have happened to read this too, please encourage him to come back on. We loved his energy and spunk. Anyway, this episode is about the first time a Moroccan type story happened to Phill. He keeps getting himself into sticky situations and it is pretty embarrassing as someone who knows Phill. He's not a dumb guy, he just doesn't always think before he wanders off into the streets of a foreign city with a stranger. And if that is wrong, then I don't want to finish this cliche. Chris is playing Madden again right now. He's playing in Career Mode with a character that is supposed to resemble him and he is at 99 on all attributes. I watch him play and all he does is throw deep balls and score 5 touchdowns a game, but he is super excited right now because Kareem Hunt is on his team and healthy. He has informed me that he is the best running back from last year. He started a game just now just to see how Kareem would play. My roommate is a loser. He lost his first Super Bowl and blamed it on me. He says I'm bad luck. He claims that he throws interceptions and fumbles the ball only when I'm around. But here's the problem, the gaming system is in my room. He is currently sitting on the edge of my bed playing Madden, so it's kind of hard for me not to be around. I'm gonna ask him what he thinks of Kareem Hunt now. I just asked him and his review is, "He's alright. Yeah he's good. He makes solid choices." What is wrong with Chris? If there is a therapist out there who can help my friend, I would greatly appreciate it. Well I think I have sufficiently written- Whoa! Breaking News! Kareem just had a huge run! Chris is very happy. Okay, now to wrap this up. It was great to have Mark on and we are excited to have him back. KAREEM JUST RUSHED FOR HIS FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF THE SEASON!!!!! The first of many to come. Here's the thing you guys don't understand. Now that Chris has a dangerous running game, it opens up the field for the passing game. If the defense has to respect the run, that means they are gonna load the box with more people freeing up down field for Chris' trademark I'll-Just-Throw-It-Deep-And-See-What-Happens style passes. Suffice it to say, the Jacksonville Jaguars are gonna be difficult to beat this year. Oh yeah, that's the other thing. He plays for the Jaguars. He's not a Jaguars fan and there are plenty of other teams to choose from, but this was his reasoning. He didn't want to take a good quarterback out of the league. So he would not play for the Pats (Tom Brady), the Chiefs (Patrick Mahomes), the Packers (Aaron Rodgers), the Cowboys (Dak Prescott), the Steelers (Ben Roethlisberger), the Seahawks (Russel Wilson), etc. So he picked Jacksonville because he doesn't think Blake Bortles is a good quarterback, so he had no problem picking them. Kareem Hunt game stats: 23 touches, 102 yards, 2 Touchdowns. Chris says "#HearMeRoar". He had to explain that one to me. "Because they Jaguars" he said as if I should've known that. I am reading what I'm writing out loud and Chris is getting very irritable he just yelled at me, "You kept saying Jaguars. How did you not get that". He laughed as I read that last part out loud. "I did not," was his response to me saying that he laughed at the last one. He is now walking out of my room and out of my life. He clarified that he is storming out and then slammed my door. So that's just a little insight into living with Chris. Hope you enjoyed it. Oh and also take a listen to the podcast too. It's got some funny parts.