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First of all big shout out to the guy that busted my nose!!! Jokes on you though, because I'm about to look snatched with a new nose. Ep 3 is all about dating... an intimidating girl. I just want to start out by saying, I am so sorry..... We are definitely not for the faint of heart. But with a little bit of luck and a whole lot of confidence you could possibly get her to date you(:
God :1
Jess: 0
Well we all can't win. Sometimes god has to kill our god complex and really make us question our entire existence. Rock bottom isn't fun, but the good news is that they only direction to go is up. EP 2 is all about failure. Welcome haters. Remember a listen is a listen.
Some people only come into your life for a reason, and then they leave. Read. that. again.
I know it hurts but remember, bad bitches don't cry and only bad bitches listen to this podcast. That is all.
xoxo Jess
Instagram: @sarahandjesshow @jesss.arielle
Honestly only I would end up on a yacht in Miami with a bunch of Argentinean men that I don't know.. Was it risky? 100%. Was it worth it? 1000%. Is listening to this episode going to be worth your time? 1000000%. Because I am going to teach you how you can also potentially (hopefully you are smarter than me), end up on your own podcast worthy adventure.
I also went over 5 days without pooping, which is concerning.. Let me know what a girl has to do, cause I just want to go on vacation without having to sacrifice bowel movement.
And lastly WHOEVER PEED ALL OVER THE FLOOR ON DELTA FLIGHT 505 your moms a hoe.
xoxo Jess
instagram: @Sarahandjessshow @jesss.arielle
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