This week's bad boys include Julia's itchy tit-chys, Zoë's freezing cold Russian and Mr. Round 2 Your Shia, Shia LaBeouf.

CW: Domestic violence, sexual assault

Resources for survivors and victims of domestic violence can be found at www.thehotline.org.

For anonymous, confidential help, 24/7, please call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 (SAFE).