Welcome back bitches!!! I need a raise of hands right now if you have ever experienced a third degree burn in your asshole because you decided to let your best friend attempt a Brazilian wax on you. NEVER AGAIN. I repeat never... until Gaby decided to take matters into her own hands and wax her own vagina/butthole a couple of days ago. Life changing experience if you're ever contemplating waxing your own vagina purchase a kit and amazon prime that bitch to your house. The girls go in detail about every celebrity experience they had including DJ PAULY D, VINNY GUADAGNINO, STEVE AOKI AND MORE. One of those fuckers not to point fingers (steve aoki) clearly were not taught restaurant etiquette at a young age & even making millions of dollars a year chose not to tip their waiter. Anyways we end the episode off with Lidia's traumatizing experience with wasps which you guys are going to want to stick around and listen to! As always make sure to rate the podcast and if you're feeling nice throw in a review!! ( please for the love of god ) we love you guys, thank you for continuing to support us! WEEKLY EPISODES TUESDAY @9AM!!

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hello my lovelies!! This weeks episode is on the shorter side, Gabs and Lids had one eventful ass week including walking 2 ( more than likely 3) MILES DRUNK AS FUCK, because recently in vegas we have had a shortage of uber drivers now that everyone is going back out to bars the girls got the dreadful " no ubers are available" message!! I mean can we please start a petition for more uber drivers to get hired please and thank you!!  Since for the life of us we could not figure out what to talk about this week we decided to interview one another and just a little tease of what you're going to get Lidia spills the tea if she will be making an ONLYFANS with robert or not in the upcoming future!! LOOK OUT FOR THOSE FEET PICKS BABY!! Gaby opens up a little more about her feelings of getting into a relationship & plays kill, marry, fuck with the boys in her life. enjoy my loves!! stay tuned as always for our weekly episodes Tuesday @9am 

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This weeks episode is all in the title bitches!! Life after high school is a bitch and everyone falls into a certain category. CATEGORIES - we have the famous people (TANA MONGOOSE, JORDAN CHARLY, SUEDE BROOKS & MORE) second we have the partiers aka Lidia and I, Third we got the druggies, fourth the high school sweetheart married couples who end up shitting out 5 kids & get a divorce by the third one, lastly the entrepreneurs and the want to be entrepreneurs!! Little did you guys know majority of the famous people you most likely watch and follow on instagram we all went to the same high school together, no spoilers in this weeks description!! Don't forget to stay tuned to our WEEKLY episodes TUESDAYS @ 9AM! Thank you for all the constant love and support, enjoy this weeks episode bitches!!!

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ALL GUYS LISTEN UP!!! IF YOU ARE PLAYING THE WEEKEND DURING SEX SPECIFICALLY "EARNED IT," CUT THAT SHIT OUT, TURN IT OFF IMMEDIATELY. This week the girls go in depth about everything embarrassing and cringy things girls do during sex and yes that does mean throwing your disgusting full of discharge underwear across your mans bedroom and then proceeding to have to go find that pair of underwear in the BRIGHT ass light when you guys get done doing the dirty!! Girls remember to always place your shirt and underwear in a spot where you can grab your shit and leave after fucking. Does anyone else absolutely fucking hate trying out new sex positions? The reverse cowgirl is not all fun & games according to Gaby and Lidia opens up about how gagging on the d*ck makes her only focused on not throwing up all over her mans. That isn't even half of what the girls talk about on the episode, stay listening to the episode for more moaning horror stories, having sex to your ex mans song, and of course to wrap things up the Mike and Dave need wedding dates story. ITS A JUICY EPISODE, stay tuned every tuesday as always 9am sharp!!! enjoy the episode baby!! 

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BITCH ITS OUR 20TH EPISODE AND WE FUCKING DELIVERED!! This episode the girls go through the weekly recap and talk about there new bestie they made while sitting in a stall taking a shit, everything you need to know about what went down on st.patricks day & shocker gaby finds the love of her life pt.45860, running into unwanted exes just our fucking luck ( shit out of luck lol ). The rest of the episode is all about what to do when you find yourself running low on confidence and how to get yourself out of that funk! Put on a face mask, go grab a journal to word vomit all of your feelings, or get in your car and drive around with the music fully blasting!! LOVE YOURSELF BITCH, YOU ARE HOT, YOU ARE WORTH IT, give yourself the time to take care of YOU. I love you and hope you enjoy this weeks episode, remember to tune in every week on Tuesdays at 9am!

Welcome back bitches!! In this weeks episode things get a little weird, the girls talk about sex positions like the "blumpkin" or the "chili dog" and we also figure out that Lidia does indeed have sex with socks on about 50% of the time (gaby is guilty as well). This episode goes into details about black or blonde pubes, GRINDING on the dick like you were back in high school again, and last but not least the lovely waking up at 2am with a guys BONER up your asshole. Huge shoutout to sweettalks podcast for a few of the sex related questions in this weeks podcast make sure to check them out! With that all being said if you love fucking with socks on welcome to the fucking club bitch, enjoy my loves!! 

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hello babies!! I know all y'all hoes daydream about dating a beautiful 45 year old man that has his shit together (of course with a shit ton of money as well) BUT there's one thing that always gets in the way and that is simply the fact they are stuck in the old times. They throw out dad jokes and sometimes things can get a little cringy. This weeks episode we go in on the pros and cons of dating an older man vs a younger man, listen to this weeks episode to get the full tea! love you guys as always enjoy this weeks episode! 

If its one thing we all missed during the pandemic is fucking house parties!! In this episode we talk about craving a good jungle juice, gabs and lids holding the beer pong champion title and all the tips you need if you find yourself ever needing to go to a house party alone!! The high you get walking into a house party and seeing your ex on the opposite side is indescribable in that exact moment every bitch is ready to flirt with any male in order to make your ex as jealous as possible! Stay tuned for our weekly episodes every Tuesday @ 9am sharp bitch!!! We love you guys enjoy the episode!!!